crapping stop = stop crapping?

Monday, January 30, 2006


HCNY! The H stands for 'happy'. Give abbreviatives for Chinese New Year but leave out the happy infront. What's the problem? Don't you alway hear those wisemen say, do something must do till the end right?

Anyway, this is the 2nd time in my memory that i'm spending CNY in S'pore and not in some winter place (most probably China). Didn't join my parents for their trip to (no prize for guessing correct) China. Haha, don't ask me why my parents like to go there. I think 2 reasons probably are: 1. It's cheap 2. Their english cmi. But this is not to say that China is a sucky place to travel to. The image of stinking toilets which you've to squat no longer applies to the major cities, gone as well is the image of being swarmed by beggars (though i don't mind it actually, makes you feel like a king.. lol). However, its modernisation and prosperity has created an enlarged middle class in record time. This means more domestic travellers= well-known tourist attractions like the Great Wall being more crowded. Also, since China is such a large country, some of em probably never have any contact with the outside world.. so they tend to behave in a manner that outsiders may deem uncivilised. For e.g. they spit on the ground like nobody's business, and they like to cut queue (Like what LJH experienced at Hongky's Ocean Park) and talk at the top of their voice as though everyone has hearing problems.. like em? Haha. But there're alway black sheeps in every community, so we shouldn't jump to a conclusion. Generally speaking, it's a good place to go, be it to shop, go for spa (Shenzhen Queen's Spa) or for sightseeing. So i'd encourage you to go before the value of RenMingBi rises any further.

Anyway, spending CNY here is seriously boring for me. I find visiting distant relatives a chore, since i'd probably end up staring into blankness or trying to amuse myself, mostly at the expense of others, as i don't really know any of em. So this year, i'm not going to visit any of my extended family, apart from my grandparents and immediate uncles/aunties. What about the hongbao money? C'mon! They don't give much to near-strangers! Anyway, i'm not that desperate to trade 1-2hrs of my time for that $4 or something. But that still beats the $0.50/hr NS is paying NS-men huh.. lol. More impetus for NS-men to visit relatives i guess. Haha. As a result of my self-imposed isolation, i'm flushed with spare time and am typing crap here now. Perhaps i should go tidy up my stuff huh.. Make a to-do list.. Or maybe go read the Bible? Haha. Hey.. I'm very pious okay?! lol.. Self-praise.

And oh, the class gathering on Friday was fun. Too bad for LJH and LJB! lol. Hopefully if time permits, we'd have another one soon. Till then, take care!

From Your Excellency


Saturday, January 28, 2006

update for Le God

wow wow. he's back. The God is back.

I must say this is great news in the run-in to the CNY. A prolific goal scorer and with the Liverpudlian spirit flowing in his blood, i'm glad he's back. it's like one big round later the prodigal son returns of sort. free transfer somemore. no doubt, he's no longer the same player dubbed as the most natural finisher in English football.


Seeing how he buried that shot against Man U in his comeback in the 3-1 Manchester Derby.

All i ask is, SONG BOH????????? wahaha..
he also scored a hat-trick in the FA Cup 3rd or 4th round against Scunthorpe.. i was following his progress all this while..

was doing some stuff then this news came so late in the night..abt 1am.

this will definitely keep Cisse on his toes. that bastard just made the news for assaulting his pregnant wife. ish not i want to say him, he getting from bad to worse liao lah.

btw, Man U is die liao lah. i help fill u all in.
now Scholes out for rest of season.. partial blindness better not joke around, still so young.. then Giggs hobbled out of the League Cup semi finals against Blackburn. Park still out. O'Shea out till March at least.

that match man u midfield already a big joke man. Richardson & Fletcher in central mid. power boh? lol..

now only left with a half-fit Smith, Ronaldo back from suspension, Fletcher and Richardson.. BLEH. fergie also precluded the possibility of loan moves.. wAhaha..

the future is bright for the Merseyside Reds and certainly bleak for the Red Devils.

anyway, congrats for reaching the League Cup final. if you haven't realised, this means Wigan is in to the UEFA Cup at least next season. wad a fairytale season this is proving to be.


i must say this. there was this thing going around after liverpool's loss at Old trafford.

"WHat were we doing against this bunch of fellows who aren't even European standard? OMG..."

lol.. this says it all. go on. go on to win the League Cup. while we go for 6th round. :P

Friday, January 27, 2006

just another post.

hello tekong kias... all come out again liao eH?
anw, happy bdae Mozart

just do a short post now.

If you're following the Aussie Open. you'll realise how boring it is.

i never watch much.. since not many big names playing against each other.
maybe it did not help much that many top players such as Safin, Nadal all withdrew out of the tournament citing injuries.. the star-studded event seems not so bright after all.

then those seeds were blundered out of the competition b4 long.. Hewitt, Roddick, Williams sisters etc.. btw Venus n Serena really getting more n more chunky alredy siah. their thighs can definitely strangle u to death man. power.

but at least got this Cypriot kia to spice things up abit. Marcos Baghdatis. from his looks u can't really imagine him being only 20 yrs old nia leh. looks v v much older or if u want, mature. now he's in the finals.. think shld be up against Fed Express next.. the Swiss also not playing well. but still, he steamrolls thru each opponent again n again. after all last season he only lost 3 times.. his betting odds whenever he plays is sth like 1.01, 1.03... or worst.. 1.00

'cos is 1.000....1 that type. serious. almost as sure as the Sun coming out of the East every dawn lidat.

btw, razak.. rmb that tennis babe i told u abt not? that time one.. then u say ur dad watching tv cannot go see.. then online go search? Hantuchova. rmb? she played against Sharapova in the 4th round or so siah.. two hottest babes in the tennis circuit against each other then.. nice match. lol..not for the tennis though.

back to Baghdatis. he taught us one lesson.
esp important now since the fine raised to 10k now..and all the rage in parliament n coffeeshop talks..

if u want to evade NS, either go be a worldclass pianist. or go be a major tennis Open finalist. damn.

Monday, January 23, 2006

Screw NTIparis

It's near 12 now and I'm working tmr. I should be sleeping. But no, i'm still online. And no, i'm not playing any computer game. I'm in a dilemma now.

Screw N T I (no spacing in between). If you haven't know, it's a 'company' that practices MLM-Multi-Level Marketing. But apparently, it doesn't earn the bulk, if any, of its revenues from the sales of its products (which are redundant and unreasonably priced items like spa?!), but from recruitment fees. In a nutshell, it's basically earning based on recruitment and the products are just a front for the 'company'.

The problem comes when one of my friend got talked into it, and parted with like 1k+. He eventually got convinced by me and my other friend that this is an unethical busienss (you drag more pple into the shit so that you can earn enough to cover your losses) and essentially a scam. But apparently, he got talked into it again and got his 'faith' renewed.

According to him, N T I has now built/bought a country club and it's opening on the 26th January! They're invited for the opening ceremony! And for $200, they can become members.. which will costs $1000 when it's opened to the public.. A discount of $800 the management claims.

I did my own search online using Google. The country club appears to be called Morington Country Club. And it has been in existent since 2004, built by a company called Saniton. It's partially completed though, in its first stage of construction, with only a cafeteria and a gym (N T I also claimed that it's in the 1st stage of construction). Entries on forums dating back to 2004 tell of users complaining of the bad shape of the gym equipments and the dire situation of the 'club'. It also appears that the membership fees then was advertised to be $500 (now link this to the $1000 fee that's purportedly going to be sold to public buyers by N T I).

Just by the information stated above, in your opinion, is it a scam? It is to me. I think this $200 membership shit is probably a sign that they're going to run away soon, and is one of the last-ditched attempts to further milk money from undiscerning individuals.

It's a shame that the authorities and the general public have not been alerted to this ongoing fraud. As of this moment, i'm contemplating the possibility of calling the toilet paper and informing them of this issue. For now, I've identified a few important 'guidelines' that i'd need to observe should i adopt this course of action. Namely,

1. I'd have to get my friend's (the one who became a member) consent and ensure that they would not be able to trace anything back to him

2. The toilet paper would have to be informed before 26th, which is the 'grand opening' of the 'country club'. This is a godsend opportunity should they seek to delve deeper into it.

3. I'd have to do some homework on the company's doings and background so as to be able to convince the toilet paper into delving deeper into it.

I'd love to expose N T I to the public, but i realised my perspective may be skewed or limited and hence affecting my decision. Therefore, i seriously and urgently appeal for any feedback. And to JB, since you're the only person i know of who wrote to any papers, have you got any advice should i sought to contact the toilet paper.

Time is of the essence.

These people should not, and will not, go unpunished if they're indeed in the wrong.


Kobe rules the NBA franchise

Kobe Bryant.

not many players are known only by their first names. Kobe does.

not many players boast a more than 30 points scoring average. only AI & King James can boast of this in the current season. not forgetting, Kobe does too.


Certainly not many players can enter the Hall of Fame like how he did.

81 points.

Wilt Chamerlain's 100 points record remains intact.. but this is surreal. If you've watched him play, you know the Lakers' play revolves around him totally. He calls for the ball, makes the shot, misses? nvm.. the whole team bears no grudges. For more often than not, his shoulders can carry the weight of the whole team.

His Airness's apparent heir is for real.

fack fack fack.

Liverpool lost. 1-0 at OT (Old Trafford) to Manchester United.

lol..sounds like a gracious loser posting his after thoughts?

wrong. FACK.

"No, not fuck
I said fack
fack fack fack facking freak me"

lol.. that's the lyrics of Eminem's song. i merely quoted him that's all. woo..

Watched the match, it was a bore. BTW, STOP READING THIS PART FOR IT'S ALL FOOTBALL. the pre-match hype was stiffling i believe, both teams not adventurous in going up, both gaffers look contented or a draw. Sven (England manager, yeah he was there.. but not for long anyway..) even left early around 70+ min as he expected a stalemate draw. thought so too.

Reds (the real reds, not some facking devils...wahahaha) dominated the 1st half. Yes. You heard it right. Dominance is the word. man utd had zilch shots at all, not to mention on target. whereas Reds managed about 5, 3 on target.. Always looked the more likely team to break the deadlock.

2nd half.. sian 1/2. Man Utd started to come back. Definitely. Saha on for O'Shea for a gr8ter variety of attacking options up front. Had too, Fergie cannot afford a repeat of the Manchester Derby. that will be calamitious. btw, Rooney is mad. go hack Sinama's legs for nuttin. Rio had a goal line clearance, and Cisse deserves to be shot. that's all.


on a totally irrelevant note, who said TNP is toilet paper eh? they do carry gd stories from time to time. check this out about Yao Ming. it's scary to think one's existence on this world is just part of a national breeding programme, and you're given dubious stimulants and all the facking supplements supposed to help you grow. kinda sad. but at least he's earning big bucks now, and revered by millions or make that a billion of Chinese. BUT, for every Yao Ming, there's bound to be a thousand left behind as botched products of this scary and ambitious scheme of the Communists. China is great.

Operation Yao Ming (TNP, 20 Jan'06)

Saturday, January 21, 2006

Check out the details for the class outing and inform the relevant party of your preferred date if you haven't.

And don't drag your boots, you chao geng ('smelly fake').

Btw, a new specie of the Dollarman sighted at SGH. It's the elusive 2-dollar man, a not-so-distant cousin of the 1-dollar man! Boy, do i despise these worthless parasites. Able-bodied individuals with at least the basic mental capacity essential for employment but refuse to work for a living and choose to harass and loot others. Good-for-nothing scums of the earth. No wonder my colleague says Hitler was a genius (he purged the undesirable Germans to create a pure bloodline), and i agree with him to a certain extent.



I am back. missed me?

back to civi life for thirty hours... and for u asses out there who hasnt entered the boys to men service as yet... "civi" means "civilian". got it?

eleven days ever since the last bookout. hell it feels like months already on the isle at the eastern end... and so glad we were to see traffic lights, colourful vehicles and ah sohs, ah mas and charborhs once again. yes as u guessed it... we were deprived. now that sounds pervertic, but truly only gays will enjoy the company of the masculine sex 24 hours a day, six days a week... hmmm... enough of it before unreasonable accusations on an upright and truthful person like me pour in.

we were active for quite an amazing seventeen hours every single day. rushing to wait, waiting to rush. shagged. a both physically and mentally challenging experience. training sure is tough... but tough times making tougher men is the underlying rationale that we ought to believe in.
and it was an eye-opener really when people from all walks of life were compelled to go through this shit together. all sorts of them. slackers, fakers, chiongsters, garangs, blur cocks, mama's boy, introverts, ultra-extroverts (irritating), big-bodies-small-brains, small-bodies-big-brains, gays (or at least portrays himself like one), hairless vain-pots blah blah blah. nonetheless though mutual respect and understanding is what u seek to gain from and for any of them. and only with that will there come friendship or brotherhood. an amazing process that seems hard to conceive, but easily felt i believe as we plough through all the tough times alongside one another. if this has made life in the ARMY that little bit more interesting... then a consolation to all it shall be. haha.

and oh... pardon me if i have done a bad job of giving u the rough idea of the ARMY above.... afterall i have been through it for a mere two weeks. thats one year and nine-and-a-half months to go. a BOTAK CHAO RECRUIT i am still. and as they put it in camp, the lowest ranking lifeform on tekong. wtf.





The Greatest Rapper - Eminem (damn you.. want give, give proper title can..)

The Greatest Rapper - Eminem

Woo.. the lyrics craze is back eh?
May i present to you the guy in question - Marshall Bruce Mathers III

Eminem really personifies what the word "attitude" is all about man..
you must've heard this joke of sorts which says sth along the lines of:
"you know the world's going haywire when the best golfer is black (Tiger Woods.. golf is considered a leisure sport for the rich whites, started by the Scots anw), and the best rapper in the world is white (Eminem)..."

I'm sure lotsa of you know his songs quite well too.. duno last year..who told me..wx also avid fan of him!!!! then say wad..picture of him nodding his head to the groove 'n' beats.. wahaha.. i still rmb siah..

His recent album Curtain Call piqued my interest in him all over again after he reached the ditzy heights of Real Slim Shady back then. did a search on wikipedia while i searched for lyrics elsewhere.

don't want to go into details.. but the entry on wiki on Eminem is quite comprehensive..well worth a read.

let us end with this v interesting song.. the lyrics tells us alot about him really..
the mtv fascinates you too.. he nv shrinks from using his real life experiences 'n' names..

When I'm Gone (Curtain Call)

It's my life...
My own words I guess...

[Verse 1]
Have you ever loved someone so much, you'd give an arm for?
Not the expression, no, literally give an arm for?
When they know they're your heart
And you know you were their armour
And you will destroy anyone who would try to harm 'her
But what happens when karma, turns right around and bites you?
And everything you stand for, turns on you to spite you?
What happens when you become the main source of her pain?
"Daddy look what I made", Dad's gotta go catch a plane
"Daddy where's Mommy? I can't find Mommy where is she?"
I don't know go play Hailie, baby, your Daddy's busy
Daddy's writing a song, this song ain't gonna write itself
I'll give you one underdog then you gotta swing by yourself
Then turn right around on that song and tell her you love her
And put hands on her mother, who's a spitting image of her
That's Slim Shady, yeah baby, Slim Shady's crazy
Shady made me, but tonight Shady's rocka-by-baby...

And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel my pain
Just smile back
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel my pain
Just smile back...

[Verse 2]
I keep having this dream, I'm pushin' Hailie on the swing
She keeps screaming, she don't want me to sing
"You're making Mommy cry, why? Why is Mommy crying?"
Baby, Daddy ain't leaving no more, "Daddy you're lying
"You always say that, you always say this is the last time
"But you ain't leaving no more, Daddy you're mine"
She's piling boxes in front of the door trying to block it
"Daddy please, Daddy don't leave, Daddy - no stop it!"
Goes in her pocket, pulls out a tiny necklace locket
It's got a picture, "this'll keep you safe Daddy, take it withcha'"
I look up, it's just me standing in the mirror
These fuckin' walls must be talking, cuz man I can hear 'em
They're saying "You've got one more chance to do right" - and it's tonight
Now go out there and show that you love 'em before it's too late
And just as I go to walk out of my bedroom door
It's turns to a stage, they're gone, and this spotlight is on
And I'm singing...

And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel my pain
Just smile back
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel my pain
Just smile back...

[Verse 3]
Sixty thousand people, all jumping out their seat
The curtain closes, they're throwing roses at my feet
I take a bow and thank you all for coming out
They're screaming so loud, I take one last look at the crowd
I glance down, I don't believe what I'm seeing
"Daddy it's me, help Mommy, her wrists are bleeding,"
But baby we're in Sweden, how did you get to Sweden?
"I followed you Daddy, you told me that you weren't leavin'
"You lied to me Dad, and now you make Mommy sad
"And I bought you this coin, it says 'Number One Dad'
"That's all I wanted, I just want to give you this coin
"I get the point - fine, me and Mommy are going"
But baby wait, "it's too late Dad, you made the choice
"Now go out there and show 'em that you love 'em more than us"
That's what they want, they want you Marshall, they keep.. screamin' your name
It's no wonder you can't go to sleep, just take another pill
Yeah, I bet you you will. You rap about it, yeah, word, k-keep it real
I hear applause, all this time I couldn't see
How could it be, that the curtain is closing on me
I turn around, find a gun on the ground, cock it
Put it to my brain and scream "die Shady" and pop it
The sky darkens, my life flashes, the plane that I was supposed to be on crashes and burns to ashes
That's when I wake up, alarm clock's ringin', there's birds singin'
It's Spring and Hailie's outside swinging, I walk right up to Kim and kiss her
Tell her I miss her, Hailie just smiles and winks at her little sister
Almost as if to say..

And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel my pain
Just smile back
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel my pain
Just smile back...

[Curtains closing and sounds of footsteps]

Thursday, January 19, 2006


Summer has come and passed
The innocent can never last

here comes the rain again
falling from the stars
drenched in my pain again
becoming who we are

as my memory rests
but never forgets what I lost

wake me up when september ends.

Unrelenting memories.


Wednesday, January 18, 2006


Lim Swee Keat is a racist! All indians and malays out there beat him up on sight! Declare jihad on him! Rid the world of his existence!

No joke okay. This is a credible claim. For evidence, look no further to his 'driving licence' post. In it, caucasians are labelled as "foreign talents", foreign indian/blangladeshi workers= "bangra". Bangra.. must be derive from that tv advertisement for the CD 'Turn up the bangra'. The ills of the mass media.. Swee Keat, why this degrading term? Where's the respect? Can't you just put something into their shirt pocket? (Don't get it? 04s42 guys' joke la) Aren't they not foreign talents too? I'd tell you, yes they are! Tell me.. who is more talented than them in cementing the bricks? Who is more talented in operating the bulldozers? Who is more talented in moving the steel bars? Even in terms of driving, they reign supreme i'd tell you.. Not those F1 racers. Just look at them blazing on the expressways and the streets on the huge construction lorries!

Therefore, don't deprive them of the respect that's due to them! Put yourselves in their shoes man... or boots. If they see them on the streets, or at your void deck in pairs, don't avoid them as though they're some plague. Instead, put something.. like a piece of scrap paper or used tissue, into their shirt pocket ok? Be a man, do the right thing.


for Jay Chou fans..

an interesting video for Jay Chou fans..

a computer animation rework of his "Grandmother" video. aka "Wai Po" in Chinese, damn template cannot type Chinese words.

Jay Chou - Grandmother MV

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

basic theory driving test. (IF you're reading this, fark you)

Yesterday, I went to the Ubi Comfort Driving Centre to take my Basic Theory Driving Test..

well, it was quite surprising that the entire lot of 40+ candidates right.. i think only 4-5 others are of my age group? I see alot of middle-aged men & women instead.

There was also the odd Caucasian who took to convert his foreign driving license.. Foreign talent in SG want to drive car too one you know..

And ALOT of bangras taking it too. Seeing them produce work permit, passport etc for verification, can tell is their employers want them to become drivers for work.

about the test, it was a breeze. Really. if you taking it soon (Razak u these few days also right?) don't bother go read it thru so many many times. i went thru it once and it was during the Chelsea's match too.. it was sufficient liao. they merely tested alot basics and common sense stuff, but you also must memorise certain critical info lah..

like bus lane hours, cannot stop within 9m of bus stop, 6m of traffic junction, and of course some basic signs etc. and of yeah, i think this sure come out everytime.

car turning right in a junction must always give way no matter wad.. then u read the roundabout one also. that's it. you can walk out in 15mins altho' the stipulated duration is 50mins. instant results once you end the test. the lcd touch screen display not that responsive though. abit slow.

talking abt bangras, now XX like dua teow already. in deep shit for her comments, actions etc.. at etc. read it from the forums one.. even ytd''s Today got a Commentary full-page section devoted to her controversial comments regarding the "foreign workers + faux snow spray cans" entry.

btw, i got some good shit to share:

wx..u see this pic b4 anot.. surely u didn't realise the pic turn out lidat so hilarious right.. wahaha.. i die die must put in
friendster..laugh till peng. fQ's pose also damn.. no comments.

Monday, January 16, 2006

1-dollar man

Introducing SGH's newest crowd-puller: The 1-Dollar Man

Haha.. More like SGH's newest demented soul. That's the nickname my friend and i cooked up for this beggar at the mrt exit. Intellectually challenged, lunatic, demented beggar, who as the nick suggested, begs passerbys for 1 dollar. If you're lucky/unlucky enough to bump into him (the traits: intellectually challenged/demented, are visibly manifested on his face), he would come up to you hold up a dollar coin, and say: "One dollar". According to my friend, this shows that the demented soul is actually quite smart too. B'cos he straight away ask for 1 dollar. Imagine those beggars who never specify any sum, they'd probably get a lot lesser than him.. Therefore the 1-dollar man is just an intellectually challenged turd, but not an intellectually disabled jackass! Wow~ Beggar wanna-bes out there better take note huh!

Anyway, the interesting part is when you reject him. From our 'studies', he would not have any eventful reaction if the other party appears scared/intimidated/to have no capacity to sponsor this parasite/genuinely don't give 2 hoots about him... oh, or if they're females. But to males who appears to have the money for him to loot and don't seem to take him seriously and brush him off, he would take a few steps away then shout something in your ears.. which is bloody irritating. During our first encounter, i waved him off and in return got the retard shouting "One dolllaaarrrr". Then today on the way to work, my friend and i spotted him way ahead. Today's his turn.. Haha, so he walked closer to the dollar-man and turned him down by saying "Don't want." The answer was a piercing, equally retard-sounding shout: "Don't wannnttt". Knn. Another 'Parrot'... Another of my pet peeves... The 2 malay ladies behind me became so intimidated like they've just saw a moaning ghoul, which they did, and they hurried past us and the ghoul... lol. Amusing sight.

Someday he's gonna get it from us. No one should condone the existence of such a pathetic parasite who only exists to loot and harass the public. No one should also be dumb enough to patronise him and hence encourage his bad habit and undesirable behaviour. But it's their money and their perogative... and it doesn't help that a number of SGH employees are kind people. Oh well. Guess they've a right to act foolishly, and they're not to be faulted for being dumb and undiscerning.

Someday la... Someday. But till then, we're gonna have some fun watching his erratic behaviour and seeing other people getting frightened off and shouted at. We'll probably get into the action ourselves too. Haha. Come to think of it, begging is actually a crime right... and opposite the mrt station is a large police compound with guards stationed around it. So much for safeguarding public order and security... lol.

But seriously.. if you're one of those with loads of time to spare, i'd recommend you make a trip down to outram mrt station to have a first-hand encounter. It's like sighting S'pore's very own Loch Ness Monster. lol. Both are similarly elusive (only 2 sightings so far) and both are monsters.

Hahaha... "Onee dollllarrrrrr"


Sunday, January 15, 2006

Sheer Dominance

Getting quiet around here eh.. 'cos that faggoty wx go work.. hard to find jobs that last only >2 months plus decent pay..unless you're suited to those female working environment requirements set by most corporate organisations.



Alex Ferguson really jialat now.. think he confirm tio replaced at end of season.
but that only means one thing...


talk about overtaking us? dream on man..really. Now Chelsea only has to care about Liverpool..the other contenders can go eat grass.. Seriously. And if you do care about Arsenal, don't be fooled by that massive 7-0 scoreline... for Middlesbrough had no decent keeper to field after their regular goalstopper handed in a transfer request.. that's why tio tok at Highbury.

And Roland.. I did message you the scoreline liao.. dun so lidat leh.. why no reply? lol..
and Jinhan also.. receive such "good news" of Man U's embarrassment then gek gek hp-no-batt/reception-not-good or wadever right?

Tomorrow's the Basic Theory Test date. And really. I realised i haven't flip more than 2 pages yet. lol.. power.

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

welcome welcome~~ fark u if u read this :> wahahahaha

welcome welcome.
it took me quite a no. of posts to realise there's no Title for this template.

lol.. wx with his usual crap again. but nice jolt back to reality. & the true-but-not-so-nice fact about them enjoying only a short breather before going back tmr or rather today..

so far all come back all bery the vulgar boys. expect the sirs to unleash the bad boy side in you all.
only jinhan. ppl is become more crude he's still the same as ever. same limited vocab, same few words.

u've all embarked on your long 2 years. transition from boys to men eh? lol..just dun come out with the feeling of complacency, thinking that you ku jing gan lai liao. that was a main grouse of uni girls of their male counterparts.. lol..but true wad..quite natural feeling.

btw, i be gd buddy. give u all crucial news update these few days.

Saturday night: Luton 3-5 Liverpool.
i dun want to say much. but coming back from 1-0 up then to concede 3 to 3-1...then finally win 5-3. POWER! Alonso scored 2 injury-time goal from his own half that trickled in. wOO~

Sunday morning: Project Northstar V
"successful" as described by our dearest PM Lee. crap i say. i think he worry too much about his white horse is it? btw, i heard from friends army..the database of all the NS men right... those power ones really got this WHITE HORSE prancing with two legs pose to their names. kinda hilarious i must say.

Sunday night:
Lowly minnows Burton Albion hold Man Utd to a dour goalless draw. lousy match.
the imperious Leicester came back from two nil down to win 3-2 against Tottenham. goes to show one thing. FA Cup upsets affect everyone, but Liverpool ain't just anyone.
Power. European Champs.


SHOO! you all go back enjoy ur island life. lol.. ok ok.. my turn coming soon.

Monday, January 09, 2006

Self-glorifying bullshit

When The Cold Wind Blows

In the early morning run
With a full pack on my back
With an aching in my head
And my shirt is full of sweat

I'm a long long way from home
And i miss my lover so
In the early morning run
When the cold wind blows

When the cold wind blows
When the cold wind blows
When the cold wind blows
And it blows blows blows. (SweeKeat must be amused now)

To those back from NS:
Heyhey, a few days only hor! Don't happy happy ar! It's just an illusion only! Savour it while it lasts! lol~

Haha, a nice jolt back to reality. This is what a true friend should do, to remind you all of the harsh reality, to prevent you guys from slipping into a false sense of blissfulness and to save you from the psychological trauma when the truth finally caught up with you and your whole fantasy gets ripped apart...

Ahh, what a load of self-glorifying bullshit that fits in perfectly with the theme of our blog: crap.

Mmm.. no point asking you guys what's happening in NS (National Shit-hole) since the rest of us gonna experience it in a few months time too and we'll alway be unprepared despite whatever sage advice given to us. Different companies, different shit you see.. Anyway, i'd figure out that at least one of the people around us would burp out the whole 3 days experience on their own, without anyone asking. So for the rest, let's utilise your free time for something more worthwhile.. like sleeping, or going out with gf/bf (You never know...).

Actually wanted to talk about my working experiences, but i'm just too tired after standing for 7 hrs straight... A reminder that the grass is not always greener on the other side. Maybe we'll meet up again after you guys have finished BMT? Till then, take care!


home sweet home.

im back. one of the first companies to book out. sweeeeeeet.

Saturday, January 07, 2006

now worries...

for we'll post more lor?

anyway, last night i did message all (i believe) who went in ytd..
that included xijie, damien, benlim, fengquan and of course our 2 crapsters, ron and JH also.

sent them msg to encourage them lor. tot they needed it. 'cos i know and heard first night in always feel damn sian 1/ reality just sank in lidat, so feeling down is kinda expected.

and the thing is, all of them replied me. ONLY that cheehong JH nv reply. he nv bring handphone meh? weird leh. also he purposely one. he v not fren one leh. fq's in the same bunk with damien. they 2 same coy with benlim.
ron's beside theirs too. no idea abt the rest though.

but damien told me yeah..they indeed coming out for Hari Raya Haji.
so i think Monday night u girls can go find ur boy boy liao lor?'s hock & roland's turn. the latter still send me those msg, with a specific reminder not to wish u all gd6 also. take care.

Ronald Teo Jun Guo--- MIA
Lim Jin Han --- MIA

Oh, only 2 active members left... So according to theory of proprotionality, the current crap output would be decrease to 50% of maximum capacity. Or is it?

Hohumm... No more tennis, no more outings to Sentosa or wherever...

We'll see how it goes.


Friday, January 06, 2006

concluding post of last night's crap.

Ah.. by now most of you should have set foot on Tekong. Look at the beautiful scenery by the shores, and enjoy the cooling breeze as you make you way from the ferry to the auditorium.
Look at those swaying palm trees on the coast, exquisite chalets by the sea. Be grateful for living in such property in mainland SG will cost you literally millions to speak of.

Wahaha..crap. since you all book in rather early, i think most of you will cut hair by tonight.
they were saying, b4 cut you go arnd make those friends, self-intro etc.. after cut, you can recognize none of them liao... lol..this is true.

rubbish eh. i can sense your cynicsm. but for everyone's info, SG may have one of the best prepared military defence in SEA, but it will ultimately tio pwned by the other big boys. our air force consider all the French Raphale, US fighter jets all that.. is yesteryear's technology le. you want really state-of-the-art stuff look no further than the weapon-making countries themselves. they phase out all these stuff like we like tot got cheap sales all swarm to buy their products, thinking we can also join their ranks as elite nations with super weapons. our navy seems impressive, but when you consider how the gahmen made a big hoo-haa over our first submarine purchase frm Sweden, you will realise how small and vulnerable we really are. Ppl have hundreds or even thousands for goodness' sake. We can only laugh.

to JH:
you're gay for whoever's sake. GAY. when you come out do read this post yeah? some gays eh, v scared of exposing their in front of others like to act macho, and v knowledgeable abt certain stuff like Momo etc... lol!!! this is gd man.. he can't defend himself until 2 weeks later.

to Ron:
yeah..i think u can come out on Hari Raya Haji. that's a must. it's a public holiday leh. you mean those malays no need to come out? surely must one. and they can't possibly leave the other races behind. this one is confirm have one.
and the PM Lee's son thingy, i tot it was LKY's grandson leh? (may be diff ppl eh)
no..? but i heard he went in during december ptp intake oreally..then ppl were saying which pe teacher so bold to fail his

Wish u all luck and have fun~~~

Thursday, January 05, 2006

last words

hey, my turn to post already muahahahaha. come to think of it, only half of crapping stop is going away what, so the other half better keep the site up and running! last day of normal civilian life, and as expected, i dont feel comfortable about the whole idea at all (although i'm not a cynic lol.)

some ppl mentioned that we might be able to come out on Hari Raya but not confirmed. some ppl also say that PM Lee's son is going in tmr or the day after cos he retook his NAPFA, but also not confirmed. rumours aside, the fact is those who are going in are in for some serious shit (me included), but i seriouslly hope that we'll get used to it soon enough. as for the rest of u faggots/mofos/gays who are going in 4 mths time, better train hard if not you die. muahahahaha.

ok thats all. adios. dont miss me.

p.s. oh ya, i cut my hair too and i wear a cap out. does that make me gay? lol.


hmmm... i wonder who's the gei kiang kia who go cut botak as swee was talking about. but RESPECT for him :) cut already go in used to it liao mah... no need wear cap hide this hide that when u book out. faggots... so concerned with ur hair... gay ah? hahaha.

anw... really whoever's up there bless us all little boys hor. going in there, we may be mentally or physically prepared liao but still, guess its going to be tough. and i hope it will be, if not what's the point of NS? may we be groomed into better men. and with that i meant richer men as well. haha... around four hundred/ month for bmt... then specialist or OCS dunno la... more pay per month. scrimp and save... may i be ten thousand dollars richer come the end of the two years :)

good luck brothers... may be find some joy in the sian days ahead. hope two years pass like a breeze.

Ah lim.. tsk tsk

(At any one time if you feel uncomfortable due to the content, pls exit this site and spare both you and me any consequences that may arise. You've been warned.)

Trust you to say those unpatriotic, unsympathetic, irresponsible words... Imitating those religious fanatics, i condemn Swee Keat's statement to the "7th level of Hell"... or any inspiring', profound' quotes from homemade videos such as those starring Osamama.

Where's the feeling of nationalism that the Singapore goverment keeps harping on? Where's the pride in the Singapore Armed Forces? After all as what the advertisements have proclaimed, aren't we one of the best, if not the supreme armed forces in SE Asia? Should we not feel proud that we are able to be a part of such an elite force!!

Look! The planes and helicopters in the Air Force are among the most sophiscated in the whole world today. F16, apache, the list goes on.. The toilet paper and State's Times even published relevant articles which gave us an insight into the unparalleled prowess of these war machines and the massive scale of destruction they are capable of! Being well-informed of the Air Force's immense capabilities, all the more we should take pride in them though these planes are stationed in places as far away as South America.

Ahhh, the SingaporeNavy also reign supreme on the seas. Though not as powerful as the Air Force, the Navy have developed stealth frigates that are hithero unheard of in SE Asia! As of the moment, the Singapore Navy already has a imposing fleet of three (or is it two?) such vessels that rules the oceans! With awe-inspiring names such as the RSS Courageous, should we not feel equally proud of the Navy too?

Last but not the least, we've the Land Forces. C'mon, surely you've seen the Army21 advertisement, with the tanks, chinooks and troops attacking a enemy outpost, guided by intelligence provided by a satellite. Well, we should not doubt that the Armed Forces has at its disposal, a satellite that is on par with GPS of the Americans and the recent launched Galileo of the Europeans should we? And for the observant audience, the fact that the tanks shown in the advertisement have guns, not cannon turrets, should not be perceived as a sign of weakness.. It's more suited for combat in terrain found in SE Asia, as purported by the Armed Farces, oops.. Forces.

So in the face of such overwhelming and credible evidence, we as Singaporeans, should hold our heads high! Males entering NS should take pride in the fact that they are about to join such a prestigous instituion and should also look forward to the fulfillment of their sacred responsibilty to the MotherLand. I'm well awared that some may be slightly disturbed by the seemingly high number of causalties among the NS-men. But sadness, worries and anxiousness should not be the feelings that we associate with these happenings. Rather, we should be happy and consoled as we know that such worthy men, who made the ultimate sacrifice for the Motherland, will be honoured by the Almighty God and go to Heaven and be rewarded with countless vir...! Hence, we should look upon them as role models and strive to emulate them!

Therefore NS-men, during your 2 years in the Army, do not slack or be distracted by unworthy things. You must push forward, chiong in everything you do, volunteer for every tasks.. be it to wash toilets or find a coin in the field! In your sparetime, clean your bunk with the toilet paper provided! Let not a speck of dust ruin the name and honour of your platoon!

All of us have only one shot at life. So let's make full use of these 2 years and not live to regret! For it's in the Army where "boys become men, and men become heroes" (like those who made the ultimate sacrifice)!!!

Haha. I'm a cynic. So beat it, you faggot.


auld lang syne

au lang sai.

bye bye..this entry is dedicated to all those leaving mainland singapore tmr.

so sad eh? must keep this blog going eh?

i think bookout day everyone should be same. so meetup ai mai?
this is week 0..week 2 is 21 jan sat... hey..nubbad. 22 jan is man u vs liverpool. sad eh all those manure fans.. night time u all book in liao.. cannot watch.

*kua* *kua* *kua*.......

want to see u all botak
other than one psycho gei kiang za za go cut liao. go in confirm tio par.

ok lah. serious. wish u all gd6 inside. behave urself. dun gao gay, then everything alright liao.
stay out of trouble and dun sign confinement for the stupidest things.

'cos my bro said his bunkmate.. dunno wad mistake..go sign... when sign, he sign out of the box..
double blow. really tio owned. so u all 醒目 abit eh?

It's goodbye. Farewell to all the faggots out there.

Monday, January 02, 2006

Hongkong photolog™

Wx, i liked that post alot. thanks.. kinda rekindles those fond a fitting full stop to our last 2 years together? Gay.
knn..u post so many pics of me? an lian me eh?? (really crap, the template doesn't allow chinese wods?) say so lah. i didn't take so many candid shots though. but thought i might as well post it here a few gd shots by me.

stark contrast. one chao ah beng with his finger, one all *demure and cute* with pose

roland (the pic u requested, sry for taking so long) with 2 adorable *must be careful not to use the tainted 'cute' word to describe them also* kids on mtr..refuse to take photos siah..

hongkong island by day. look at that awesome sky backdrop. sometimes, i think i'm a prodigy in photography.. LOL

a busy street at night.. the city all buey koon one..

district of peace and calmness.. the pic's alluring lighting draws you to the scene

ocean park's roller coaster...view from the ferris wheel. cool view of the setting sun on the waters.

my nat geographic moment. their underwater world lah.

genius at work again.. LOL. the view along the cable car route lah..

dua pai panda. lol..jh, rol, bel & me arrived too late.. he already munch on shoots like quite long.. after that 6pm sharp he auto go back cctv got show the bears lying on their designated rooms one.. quite farnie.. reminds me of the 'Eats, Shoots, Leaves' joke.


i think i posted quite alot? nice sharing with u all also.. since u all going into tekong liao. SO SAD RIGHT?

acty wanted to post a couple of vid clips.. but yousendit (YSI) wasn't too kind with me. so next time perhaps. and i apologize for the poor pic abit pixelated..'cos from flickr to blogger like will compress for u.

Sunday, January 01, 2006

More photos!! Woohoo~

Hahaha... I'm back with more candid shots from the HK trip. If time permits, i'll add some from our grad night too. Haa.

The early bird gets the worm. This couldn't have been more true. 2 entries down, you'll see a big CENSORED! in red in place of what was once a photo of LJH doing business. If you've missed it, too bad! Nothing uncensored though, so don't tear your hair out. Haha. But I'm not going to push my luck and upload it again.

Alrighty, let's start the ball rolling with pics taken at Ocean Park!

A proper group photo, not a candid shot actually. Judging from the big smile on LJH's face, it seems like he was oblivious to our palms sticking beside his face. Haha.

How sad... Sylvia just missed out on the children ticket price. lol.

Our very own 'Act'-ress.

Tsk tsk. Caught in the act. Zhang3 bu4 da4 jiu1 si4 zhang3 bu4 da4.

Haha.. SK looks like some ji gou pek (dirty old man). See lao ah ma yam cha also so excited.. lol.

Swee Keat the drug addict. lol, just look at his face!

The Vomitter + Drug Addict

Hong Kong: Mai3 dong1 xi1, ci1 dong1 xi1(Shopping and eating)?!?! More like ci1 dong1 xi1, shui4 jiao4 (Eating and sleeping).


Zzzz Zzzz

Zzzz Zzzz Zzzz

LOL.. Look at Belinda's expression. What was she thinking?!?

Well.. This concludes our HK trip. Wah.. I spent an hour doing this entry...

Haha, hope you guys enjoy it as much as i do.


a new beginning.

the reply never came. plain naive of me to not have seen it coming all along. but now perhaps its clear. it wasn't meant to be. fated u could say... and fate surely cant be that kind to you always.
about time to let it go really... to relieve all pain. i will try, in this brand new year ahead that i have. and strive to be a better man.

i am grateful to whoever's up there for blessing me these beautiful memories of 2005 i will keep.
may the new year bring joy and hope to everyone. happy 2006.