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Thursday, July 21, 2005

Vocational Assignment...really sian 31/32 liao.

#$%&@#$^@#$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Xijie's words came true. Say my mailbox surely go letter one. Think it was not really unexpected, 'cos Xijie went to CMPB medical check-up on the same day as me, then receive all the same letters, mailers from MINDEF. Then the Air Force thingy, wah..so far route all the same. Hope he goes on to become a Naval Diver though. :X Damn jek ark man.


Just received this mail, titled "FURTHER REPORTING ORDER". It's also about to report for Vocational Assignment, but mine is at Pasir Ris camp @8.30am (transportation from Pasir Ris Mrt provided) and not the faraway Sembawang. An hour later than Xijie's too.


Dunno what to expect now man. Heard rumours scaring that Pasir Ris/Hendon-or-whatever-camp-in-the-vicnity is for commandos unit. Btw, you all can log into MIW portal? both Roland & me can't.


That damn 'Handsome' Roland is proven wrong man.
Did some research. Apparently, the camp also has infantry, armour units too.
refer to link: MIW Site


And no Mr. Handsome, i won't be the first one to die during your hypothesis of commando selection training for pre-enlistees. Then help you set precedent, make your route easier. Hope you're the one. Underweights will also make the grade as Commandos these days. :>


Btw, today asked all my CO pals. All we need to do was to do the now universal Italian *want to eat* sign, then all will break into laughs and know what we're talking about. Power siah, Russell Peters.


Gave us a damn bright idea for Cultural Fiesta performance instead. Instead of the usual boring racial harmony stuff, might as well put up a short performance.
Picture this: Just when the curtains are drawing after the final item, everyone on stage starts "croaking". *click* *click* *click*....



























Then just when the curtain is completely drawn, the emcee or someone slots his head out in between the curtains, and says "Bile". !Xobile.


Confirm+guarantee+chop laughters all around siah. Somemore, Russell Peters makes fun about racism, shows that we're comfortable with racist stuff mah. Fills the theme too mah.


Perfect.

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