crapping stop = stop crapping?

lol

2007-10-22T10:53:00.000+08:00

The Horny Remover

2007-10-01T11:55:00.000+08:00

Shape: The Horny Remover

For those times when your Horny feeling begin to take over and you feel you may lose control.

Grab your Horny Remover and breath a sigh of relief.

*Disclaimer - some horny feelings are too strong for the horny remover to properly remove. If you experience a horny feeling you cannot remove with the horny remover you should immediately satisfy your horny urges.

Another wtf moment provided by the land of the rising sun. Don't we all love japanese? lol.

anime anathema

2007-09-11T21:14:00.000+08:00

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SINGAPORE, Sept 7 - A protest action by a group of Singaporeans with Japanese anime figurines such as the 5-inch tall Ultramen, robots and monsters with placards met some real-life police in the city-state.

A handful of fans of Japanese anime had turned up at a Singapore public park on August 25 with armfuls of the toys to protest against a clampdown on Internet downloading of anime material by Singapore animation distributor Odex.

The incident was not reported in the local press, but pictures and accounts have started circulating on many blogs and political Web sites. .

"The police didn't stop us from what we wanted to do. But their being there was enough to intimidate," the event's organiser -- who only wanted to be known by his online moniker Zer0 -- told Reuters by telephone.

He added that police -- who had four anti-riot vans at the scene -- also took down the anime fans' particulars and that they were filmed by plainclothes policemen. A police spokeswoman said she could not immediately comment.

Public protests are rare in Singapore, where outdoor demonstrations are banned and any public gathering of more than four people requires a permit.

-REUTERS

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And there you have it - Singapore's first mass public protest in a long long while, by gentle anime otakus no less. While i don't have anything against the SPF's riot squad, i've got to say sending down 4 bright red buses to clamp down miniature Ultramen and Zakus totting equally miniature slogans is more than overkill. At least, they didn't gun them down with the vehicle-mounted water cannon or something since the gunner would most likely miss. D'oh.

I've got to say i'm pretty impressed with all the effort local anime fans are putting in to fight evil corporations and all. Harnessing the power of the internet, organising rallies, making death threats, oh my - it looks like the typically shy Singaporean may have some guts after all. It would be interesting to see how this whole saga eventually plays out. Personally, i'm siding with the otakus, and that's not because of the anime stored on my HDD which could get my ass hauled to court one day (if that's even possible), but seeing all those toys holding stuff like "SINGNET, Where Were Your Lawyers?" makes me feel kinda warm and fuzzy inside.

Yeah right.

More pictures and cd-destroying action can be found here.

beware of what you fish for..

2007-08-08T19:59:00.000+08:00

..because it might just turn out be a giant lego man. no i'm serious. lego. yeah.

p.s. am i the only one still posting here or something?

hooting around

2007-07-11T20:03:00.000+08:00

见鬼了

2007-06-11T23:15:00.000+08:00

Guess who I saw in camp today.

He only wanted to make use of my credits to buy the damn 2pdf polo tee.

He merely wanted to come ka jiao ppl when ppl doing work to help him pass time.

He think officer can balonglong walk arnd and zuo bo lan...

it's Tan Hock Chuan.

Why I so suey now must see u in camp from now onwards? another disincentive for me to go to camp everyday...

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SINGAPORE : StarHub will increase its subscription charges for cable TV by between $4 and $10 a month.

From July 11, subscription for its basic groups and value packs will go up by $4.

And from October, monthly subscription for its sports content will be up $10 to $25.

StarHub says the price hike is a natural result of ongoing increases in prices of pay-TV content.

It adds this is the first price hike for its basic packages since 1995.

Currently, StarHub's lowest tier basic package is at $20 a month.

Source : CNA

Sooner or later, Starfug was always gonna raise its fees. After successfully winning the bid for the Premiership rights, it was always going to pass on the cost to the consumers. Now great, even the non-sports subscribers are hit.

The sad fact is we can only lan lan suck thumb. expensive costs are not gonna force us off the weekly diet of football action we so desire. we're always screwed. every month $14 increase.

More good times ahead.

Statistical Soccer

2007-05-31T12:08:00.001+08:00

Now that the soccer season is over, it's funny what some people do when they have too much time - they simulate every damn match on the computer to find out whose the best player of course! (And if you were wondering, C. Ronaldo would still be crowned the best player. woot.)

The nation’s top ten players - no arguments

Think about it, if only they could simulate every player's skills into statistics decided by a board of some kind and viola! There wouldn't be 'live' EPL any more - there would be 'virtual' EPL! Imagine all the uncles in the kopitiam tuning in to the CGIs of Man Utd duking it out with some-other-club every weekend, while the players themselves can just sit back and have their well-deserved sunday breaks watching themselves play on a plasma TV somewhere in England.

Of course, if all this were to be true, nobody would watch the EPL anymore, and that includes the ah peks even (no ten, not you. lol.) For all the beautiful graphical technological prowess we possess at the moment to render the players, nobody would give a damn if everything was so darn predictable, which brings me to the main reason why anybody watches 'live' soccer - the sheer unpredictability of each match.

Well, nobody expected Tevez to strut his stuff at West Ham; Cech playing the rest of the season with his head wrapped up like a rugby player; Roy Keane's Sunderland promoting to the EPL after such a disastrous start; Liverpool playing attack-minded football (and winning. lol.); Man City's infallible ability to not score any goals at home; Sheva being a total flop, etc.. - ok maybe some saw the last one coming, but the list goes on and you get the idea.

And so what does it come to at the end of all this? With all the summer buying and speculations going rife only after less than a month of the season's end, i'm sure any soccer fan would be having a mind-boggling experience just imagining what the next season may bring, like for example Man Utd winning the treble. Yeah, that would be good..

Suddenly, the wait for the next dose of soccer frenzy seems so darn far away - and i'm sure you agree.

For our fallen son

2007-05-17T23:28:00.000+08:00

It was a tragic way to die.. sorry but i had my reasons for not being there at ur wake to pay my last respects.

You went there with high hopes.. with intermittent cries of "ROC loh!" heard from your coy line from time to time.. who would have thought? an ATEC gone wrong..

When your name was flashed, it appeared darn familiar but still we were unsure. Alas, it was you indeed.

I may not have known Isz on a personal level..but seeing his familiar face in the papers certainly resonated with our hearts somehow.. what's more, you? Our friend?

The times we ate at the canteen & cookhouse.. enjoyed our banter.. buy drinks... relax together.. work in your armoury... Everything suddenly seems so distant, so far.

The last day we saw you, you were still in high spirits.

No one knew that 'See You' at the gate would be the last words we exchanged.

Jason, you'll be missed.

For 6SIR and SAF, we're all proud of you.
I guess Michael Buble's rendition of Home somehow describes how we felt at your demise.

Only that, we truly hope you've found a place to call Home whereever you are.

I'm not okay.

2007-05-06T20:05:00.000+08:00

No good.

Instructors no good life.

Instructors no experience. Recruits no cooperate. Superiors no brain.

No no no.. your army is no good. No good at all.

La-ah-ah, la la lalala la
Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la

I broke some rules yesterday. Gave some of em who were freaking late a change parade. Told them they could call the hotline for all i care while a 2lt was looking on nearby. I could always play by the book and make it 10 times worse.

Anyway I'm wearing green for 5.5/7 of my time now. So sorry man, aint got anything decent to post here... Unless you consider my current intake stuff decent. lol.
If that's the case, maybe i'll dedicate my next post to the chao kengs in my battery, esp if i could get their pictures online. Wait till you see their faces. Priceless, or shd i say worthless, stuff i'd tell you. What depression, hairline fracture (suspected only). Ahaha. Bloody mofos.

This mood swing prolly gonna last till tmr, for which i'm the duty instructor. So they better say their prayers. For shit flows downward...

I know I know you don't want welfare
I know I know you want a confinement
I know I know you want a tornado
I know I know you want a late bookout

soccermania

2007-05-02T21:00:00.000+08:00

As another season of football draws to an exciting close, i thought this might actually be quite an interesting read, especially in a country which watches Manchester United every week but don't give two hoots about Tampines Rovers. You get the idea.

England's Goal Rush by TIME

Its basically about how the revamp of the EPL has elevated itself - from one infamous for its football hooligans to the most lucrative league in Europe. Pretty neat stuff.

And since i'm on the topic of soccer, congrats to Liverpool making it to the finals. Although i don't think the process would be identical when Man Utd takes on AC Milan tonight. I guess it would be an exciting match full of attacking, flowing football. Yum.

just to keep the posts flowing...

2007-04-23T22:04:00.000+08:00

Alright, seems like the blog is slowly chugging back to life again.

To keep the momentum going and the words coming, let's post more and that INCLUDES you ah chek. For the uninitiated, ah chek refers to our dear old (in the literal sense) for how he's aged since enlistment. Hahaha...

To start off from where Ron left off, have you ever really thought of how much u've acty gained from army, or air force for a handful of you. 'cos sometimes it bewilders people why one year plus into it, some are still damn tulan and disgruntled abt it. They lament abt it being waste of time and the works. After ord, there'll be ICTs, IPPTs and all the shit. ROD seems almost too far away to grasp. Will the kpkb-ing ever end? Why so pessimistic and frustrated, boy?

and that also means JH u this jihong (note the similar initials?) kia u stop fretting over stupid stuff. just take this as a learning episode. a 2-year dream, where u just open ur eyes and learn as much as u can. Pick up positives, stay away from the vices. all the tuang habits, flowery language remains in camp. So cheer up, eh?

Meanwhile.... This blog needs more pics to spruce things up. It's getting stale with all text and no colourful pics. Here it goes.

Cristiano Ronaldo bagging both accolades - Player & Young Player of the Season

Okay.. i think indeed.. this is quite justified.. but if you think about it, is it ever good? to be so reliant on a single player? It's no wonder everytime he has an off-day almost certainly means Man U are relatively toothless in attack. Rooney hasn't really improved much if u think about it.

Ronaldo's good. but not great. he'll never rank among the pantheon of greats like Pele, Maradona etc. For his game is all abt pace, dribbling, trickery. All these attributes dun improve with age, they just degenerate with time. he may be 22... but how many more years he can be at his phenomenal best, u ask? just look at Michael Owen.

Liverpool vs. Chelsea (Stevie G vs John Terry)

This has to be one of the most exciting match-ups. Liverpool, after all, is Chelsea's bogey team. I'm not going to going into another long tirade abt how we are the best blahblah.. but it's the truth that Mourinho dreads facing Benitez on the sidelines. 2005 CL, 2006 FA Cup, and this year, a 2-0 win at Anfield.

No doubt, Chelsea have had their fair share of victories. But sometimes, only the few do truly matter. And this has to be it. I kinda haf a ominous feeling about this.. Chelsea have been lucky to pursue all this Quadruple bullshit.. but still.. u can't help having a soft spot for an outgoing Mourinho.

NBA Playoffs

Why, you ask? How a team as imperious as Dallas Mavericks continually fails to secure the coveted championship ring it so very craves? San Antonio Spurs, Miami Heat...all of them defeated Big Dirk and Co. on route to their respective triumphs..

After a 67-15 regular season, seems like they've truly met their match in the Golden State Warriors. Winless against them in three previous regular meetings..and to lose at home in the first match.. Seems like Dallas is gonna really toil hard to win this.

With the exception of the Phoenix Sun (Nash, Stoudamire, Marion Jones), Dallas undoubtedly boast the strongest lineup with Jason Terry, Josh Howard amongst them.

Perhaps a victory is long overdue.

And finally, a light-hearted video to round things up:

waxing lyrical about lyrics

2007-04-21T18:05:00.000+08:00

6 months and 15 days to ORD.

Well, this means i would actually be able to sing *"..ord back to studies, got degree so happy.." pretty soon and not be stuck at the stage of *"..soc sibei jialat, ippt lagi worse.." for what has seemed to be an eternity.

For the unenlightened, please direct your enquiries to this website and hopefully there will be a prompt reply.

*All lyrics and verses are the registered trademarks of the S.A.F.
Reproduction without permission is a chargeable offense under section 42, chapter 165 of the Minor Offense Book.

9 Things I Hate about Everyone

2007-04-15T13:43:00.000+08:00

Ok.. jinhan claimed he didn't need to go any Google account shit. let's try posting this cut-and-paste stuff here.

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours?
Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat
it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick their asses!

5. When people say, while watching a film, "Did you see that?". No, Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya, Sunshine?

7. When something is "new and improved!"...Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever experiences!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Dumb-ass?

THE TRUTH

2007-04-14T19:28:00.000+08:00

MAN U ROX.

This is the truth.

Liverpool 2 Chelsea 0

2007-01-21T20:49:00.000+08:00

Need i say more?

The scoreline FLATTERED chelski. it could have been a goal avalanche if not for some wasteful finishing by kuyt, riise and crouch.

gd job done. did manure a huge favour. but dun like arsenal too.

may the best team win tonight.

To commemorate this special occasion, let us listen to some parodies.. wahaha...

Jose Mourinho: The Special One
-you may have heard this one.. way back in 2005.

Now for Part II

Mourinho vs Abramovich

"I want you to pick Shevchenkoooo!!!"

"No."

freaking hilarious. woo~

Forecast: Rainy days ahead

2007-01-21T17:12:00.000+08:00

March/April BMT intake is coming again! Woo~ Upside is we can finally see our batch's poly kias suffer in NS. Yay! (Provided they dun get pes C/E/F) Downside is that means work for instructors like me.

Zzzz.

Gonna go back to Khatib Camp again, see people i only want to see dead and get involved in more political backstabbing. Yes, political backstabbing. No typo. Even within my present pathetically small div HQ building it has already happened between the various branches, nt to mention in Khatib Camp where the overall HQ is and there're more eyes watching us. This grp of regulars, especially the WOSPEC, are just waiting for a chance to discredit one another so as to gain an upperhand in getting promoted. This is probably less common among commissioned officers, as their rice bowl is more or less guaranteed.

Better still, our OIC just informed us that the intake strength shd be increasing from current 240 to about 300, when 1 of the regular spec has been posted out (no replacement yet), another going for surgery that's gonna reward him with a 6 weeks MC and a handful more still continuing to chao geng, eat snake, sleep in bunk and complain (not joking type, or talking bird language) that they do a lot of work.

Perfect storm brewing... Johor is gonna get flooded again.

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2007-01-18T20:49:00.000+08:00

Saw Benlim's post on the changes in our uniformed organisation.. read these changes in the forums too.. Speculation is rife and all, abt increasing annual leave to 21, rise in pay thru'out all levels and the much-hyped Corporal First Class (CFC - chelsea? lol...)

It's even in Wiki under Singapore Armed Forces ranks:

"The rank of Corporal First Class is currently being implemented. It will be awarded to deserving Corporals who are unable to be promoted to the rank of Third Sergeant due to establishment requirements."

Some claimed it is already in practice.. approx 20% of the better-performing CPLs getting it in the unit etc.

It marks a return to the 90s when Private First Class and CFC were still in vogue until the restructuring came about. It looked like this:

It's kinda sensible too.. cos NSFs yearn for recognition and often underpaid to do jobs that are higher level.. NSF Sgts doing the work of regular Sgts, the latter doing the work of WOs.. officers etc.. the list rattles on. My vocation also had to 'downsize' after almost all were found to qualify for 3SGs in the end w/o even breaking into sweat.

Some also say the recruits' $450 pay is implemented already. Others say it'll be Feb/April 2007. Speculation speculation speculation. To the extent some said the directives & stuff were all out.. just a matter of time, whereas others alleged the wise ol' s.a.f. couldn't be so muddle-headed and allow such talk undermine its image.. after all, the reduction in NSF liability from 2.5 to 2 years came like a thunderbolt out of the blue.

CFC rank will definitely get arnd $30-$40 more than the average CPL. that's all we know for now.

Meanwhile, more changes have been implemented as say goodbye to ur Skeletal Battle Order (SBO) and 'x-mas tree' field pack. The Load Bearing Vest (LBV) and a revamped, more spacious field pack already being put into use with the newer batches of recruits..

That's all. For those who are wondering what's all the buzz about.

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On a side note, Muse is really good. Fans proclaim it's godlike. Dunno. but Starlight is nice. certainly ranks right up there with redhotchilipeppers.

Also check out this vid on youtube. bet u've heard this jingle b4. Daft Punk was the original Gorillaz, using cartoon caricatures and all... the lyrics are decent too.

in ord mood.

2007-01-14T23:52:00.000+08:00

Some blasted us for conceding 9 in 2 games. Fortress Anfield? lol..

but they conveniently forgotten that we've only conceded 1 in 11 games.

take that bastards. and take that's new album is pretty decent.

with the current fad of posting random farnie videos.. this is my entry:

Little boy's broken heart

Sweet and sour stamps

2007-01-12T13:53:00.000+08:00

stamps that actually taste and smell like the real thing! just dont eat them.

eejanaika - craziest ride ever?

2007-01-09T08:41:00.000+08:00

Number of Inversions 14 times (Guinness World Record)
Maximum Speed 126 km/h
Lift Height 76 m
Angle of Descent 89 degrees
Track Length 1,153 m

as well as seats that go 360 around. anyone game?
kinda reminds me of the time we went to hk's ocean park, except that these type of crazy stuff are only found in jp for the time being lol

Eejanaika Roller Coaster

neat javascript trick

2007-01-08T11:16:00.000+08:00

apparently some guy found out that by going to any website, deleting whatever that is typed in the address bar and replacing it with this code :

javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5; DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(0);

all images in the site would start acting a tad strange. go try it out on google or flickr lol.

happy 2007

2007-01-05T21:12:00.000+08:00

long time no post everyone. just participated in today's A.D.O.C inauguration parade and i didn't know our mini,ster for def could be so long winded in his speech (i almost died while standing still -_-")

anyway, happy new year to all the peeps i haven seen in a while, including those that i wont see anytime soon lol. i would be going away on an overseas exercise soon at the end of jan so i wont be around (again), and that means i would miss the EPL matches during that period. damn. and just when man u was on its way to a glorious season. sob. (hopefully they dont screw up no more)

in the meantime, has anyone wondered what is love every once in a while? well, i've been to this site and it sure gave me some food for thought lol.

GV Uncle : Borat --- 1 : 0

2007-01-02T21:46:00.000+08:00

No Safra card.
No teenage usher.
No borat.

Haha. Swee, my sis told me that uncle although is damn strict, but is quite nice. Tho if she's there, he'll prob let us in. So i shall retract all the comments i made about him. haha. Guess i will try again when the time is ripe and the stars are aligned. Maybe this friday? Hahaha.

Goood Morrrning!!!

2007-01-01T11:15:00.000+08:00

Jagshemash!!!

Why are Singaporeans quitting the country?

2006-12-21T22:41:00.000+08:00

(A poll taken from talkingcock.com)

1. We're ungrateful bastards
12.89 % (508)

2. We're poor bastards
6.39 % (252)

3. Someone's being bastard to us
35.11 % (1384)

4. To survive here, we must be bastards
28.36 % (1118)

5. Bastard terrorists have made airfares cheaper
17.25 % (680)

What's your vote? <3

your.. your..

2006-12-20T20:29:00.000+08:00

your mother peipei!

Haha.. sry, i'm just way too bored and can't think of anything smart to say. And i've no idea what peipei means. But it sounds rude right? Haa.

Anyway, what do you all think of yesterday's rain? song right? But not for those flower-sellers along thomson road i suppose. Especially when they've just imported additional stocks for the coming festive season. Well.. Hope you guys bought insurance! And then there's m'sia becoming a big Fantasy Island. What can i say? Malaysia~~ Best in Asia~

lol. Enough crap.

Bye!

the time for sharing

2006-12-17T17:20:00.000+08:00

OKAY! the yuletide season is upon us. that also means my stay-in course ending in a week's time. everyone's favourite time of the year is extremely different this time round cos after all, we're wearing green nowadays.

New Year Eve's duty in camp. wootz. okay! the only drawback is extra dun think will compensate me one day for 31st also PH (Hari Raya Haji)

alright. the football season in full swing as this period marks the midway milestone.
some videos to share here..

This ain't new. Some say Martin Tyler's coverage of Beckham's freekick goal against Greece was almost like a perfectly-script plot. I guess this comes close. Roy of the Rovers stuff they call it in UK.

And also.. we've heard so much abt the fanatic support in Turkey. The red hot cauldron of Ali Sami Yen and Welcome to Hell signs. too bad, the demise of Galatasaray and a switch to the Ataturk Olympic Stadium for their CL home fixtures.

Nonetheless, the Turks are at it with another premier club Fenerbahce.

Well, now i understand why Bill Shankly said football is not only a matter of life & death. It's much more than it. Their support may border on fanaticism, but kudos all the same.

Guess who's back? Back again?

2006-11-26T23:00:00.000+08:00

Hahaha... Never posted for almost 3 mths lo. Time sure flies.

SK got a lot of balls to go awol. lol. Must be too slack alr, go help pple clean their rifles la.

Anyway, will be leaving khatib camp after next week.. leaving the whole training garage to roland tan and his mortar gang. Finalised posting will be out tmr. Tentatively i'll be gg to 3div arty hq as instructor for those mono-intake. Dunno good or bad. Apparently, i think a reason i got the posting is b'cos i still haven't pass my soc. The 'better' trainees are posted to become detachment comds, which confirm is chiong sua one. Now i got 3 mths to pass my soc or i'll be stripped of my rank.. or so they claim. Hahaha. Maybe i'll take a hint from swee and test the system too.

Was hoping to post some of my pop photos, but too lazy to try. So too bad! Next time perhaps. Meanwhile i'll just enjoy my 1st sunday outside camp since time immemorial..

8 months down, 16 more to go.

-wx-

funny stuff

2006-11-22T00:23:00.000+08:00

wad a hectic week...

2006-11-16T21:17:00.000+08:00

life is such that u'll learn to deal with new stuff everyday. once you thought that you've faced the most violent waves, most cruel happenings.. something pops up next, to the extent that nothing fazes you anymore.

it makes u think. ponder. wonder.

firstly, i'd like to congratulation our dearest jinhan. heard from fq he got the best trainee accolade, looks poised to get his Sword of Honour.. lol.. the one that will never rust as compared to Merit. some hearsay i heard from my friends.

and bloody hell bush. waddafug is he doing here.. yea yea.. some economic cooperation in the region.. but he's really some big fark. can cordon off the entire PIE during peak hour no less for 1/2 hr for his personal usage. seems like our g.a.h.m.e.n really can plp to the max. wootz

morning come from paya lebar airport, from the much-depicted Air Force One from movies, shows... block off my eunos link nvm.

6 plus on the way home at clementi no less, also must get blocked by your convoy.

and the entourage is like no joke. abt 10 TP bikes will lead the way.. with the entire stretch already put to a total standstill by countless TP deployed at every traffic junction.

then a number of the usual white sedan cars.. around 4-5. then finally the black limos. kinda farnie that bush is sitting in one of the 3 or 4.

then lotsa white van-lookalikes and police vehicles, inc at least 3 WRXs, 4 police rovers, then finally another 4-5 white sedans at the back.

the entire thing took around 3 minutes to just pass by the traffic light i was at... big fark indeed.

And on another note, I, was almost sent to DB.

lol..no joke. our warrant wanted to charge all of us, send us to DB for awol, never seek permission from superior, falsifying sign out book etc... he's dead serious i tell u.

told us to wear smart 4, bring 11b, wear beret, then documented every single shit, counted our various charges.. then pass to OC. his prior experience as oeti's WSM served him well i must say.

in the end my upper study signed 5, i signed 3, the rest 1.

wad a experience. great. dunno whether the 1-month hiatus i'll be away from him is gd or bad.

we shall see. one month stay-in starts next friday. zzz

it's alright.

2006-10-24T20:18:00.001+08:00

Liverpool - European Champions League Winner 2005

1977 1978 1981 1984 2005

We dominated the 80s, took a break in the 90s, and now, we're back.

Some say we bask in past glory, live in history.

But I'll say, some team has not won the Premiership crown for the last 3 seasons too.

So... suddenly who's stuck in history too..?

League Cup + Champions Cup + FA Cup vs FA cup + League Cup since 2003

Be it present or past, there's only one winner.

5

in your face.

PS: I was looking for this 'palm showing 5 with a gleeful face' picture.. but not tt much time. this pics will suffice

manchester united!!

2006-10-22T22:03:00.000+08:00

sorry swee, couldn't resist :X

post intended for thurs 121006

2006-10-15T18:53:00.000+08:00

Blogger chu stunt.. cannot publish this post..

Today, the M.P came to raid the camp we were attached to.. this is not the first time I should have kena this.. cos my parent Jurong camp also tio..but in the end i was attached out also.. thought it will be nice to share such experiences..

Just the usual stuff.. working.. then see those tonner, vehicles arrive..

but you know they aren't the usual visitor when everyone has a rope slinged across their right shoulders, with men in black leading dogs in hand. Alsatian, German Shepherd..and one cute poodle like dog.

basically, just anyhow whack liao. must cherish wadever time u haf b4 u're asked to fall in. some of our mp3s..handphone cams..mad scramble man.. i think some ppl.. akin to drug abusers getting raided by the authorities..

some just stuffed into their boots (didn't get caught, kinda surprised), and into their underwear. yeah..underwear.. those wear boxers jialat.. cannot *hold*

back then..when i was trainee..got normal check by WSM.. lotsa attempts were foiled.. put on head hidden by jockey cap/beret all that.. easily detected. but this time round, not as stringent as i thought it to be.

my friends rode over the crisis, thanks god.. imagine kena caught for such stuff as a guest in other ppl's camp. malu one thing, getting f upside down by ur superiors is another thing altogether.

the M.P.s just guided the dogs around.. scan for drugs.. and searched for unauthorized stuff.. lotsa mp3 players, contraband ciggy found.. in lockers etc..no time to hide also.

the funny thing is, those malay storemen there..who're working with us in the armoury.. really have no idea who the M.P.s were man.. tot wad big fark.

they even just declare their contraband ciggy...mp3, cam phone in drawers..all leave there get caught without a fuss..think they really think nuttin much of DB. really funny.. some R.P ord-ing in nov, last week his CSM on course..he can go AWOL entire week.. now go DB. really cannot understand. really.

one guy's phone even got XXX inside..lol.. the higher-ranking ones gave the juniors permission to view the entire thing.. then settle.

they'll take everything with them.. and ur 11b for identification..

the entire process took 2hours or so. all the while just seat on the road/parade square under the sun.. waiting for time to pass..

dunno wad's gonna happen to those in trouble..but they really dun give a damn.

lol.. i wonder what goes in their heads.

random thoughts.

2006-10-04T22:07:00.000+08:00

Have you..

ever had the feeling that sometimes you just want to give some kind advice... yet the receiving party thinks u're simply bullshitting instead?

Have you..

genuinely wanted to share some knowledge for the good of everyone...but got mistaken as being an arrogant show-off instead?

Have you..

wanted to just do your job well..but office politics and backstabbing always gets in the way?

Perhaps that's just what we should all do. ACT blur LIVE longer. fark care everything, count down to ord, Serve And Fark Off mah.

Maybe..

this is just a prelude. worst things await once you cannot absolve urself of all blame simply by feigning ignorance and ur newbie status no longer grants you immunity.

fark care.

next generation gaming

2006-10-04T19:13:00.000+08:00

well, i guess its not surprising if Nintendo gets the largest share of the video game market in India a few years down the road lol

rantings.

2006-09-27T14:34:00.001+08:00

just update some random stuff.

my cousin got into rackey...poor him lah.

was in 5.s.i.r at bt panjang camp.. you'll be glad that you're not in the mono-intakes.. monos everywhere are having it real hard..be it combat engineers, infantry or wadever. the sound of them getting farked and all that is v v disturbing while u're doing ur work. it can go on forever.

just the other day, they had this standby operation.. my friends and me were like supposed to go arnd inspect their weapons one last time on the parade square..

then Ron took the saw and said something like.. 'it's kinda dirty' inside, while peering into the barrel. at this moment, our master trainer grabbed the rifle and looked thru it too..

"Yeah, abit dirty..."

And proceeded to write down the operator's name to sign extra..

we were like, what have you done man? lol...

sometimes getting caught in the middle is never fun. it's like the system needs u to report direct to ur superiors but u know that doing so can have grave consequences for everyone..

this is not a standalone incident liao.. chancing upon a *golden* thingy in the thing u're inspecting, what are u supposed to do?

report as usual..get everyone into hot soup? from the operator to pc to oc to co. everyone will die. really.

or just warn them and hush-hush?

kinda a big dilemma for us three trainees, just 1 month into our jobs.

ok.. end this post with a farnie gif animation.. saw it long ago on hwz on someone's siggy. but even till now seeing it brings on the laughter..

enjoy.

rantings.

2006-09-27T14:34:00.000+08:00

mathematics genius

2006-09-16T12:03:00.000+08:00

the easiest way to make your math teachers day.

mathematics genius

top 20 jap commercials

2006-09-15T23:13:00.000+08:00

since everyone was posting quirky jap stuff, i shall not spoil the trend. enjoy XD

top 20 jap commercials

2006-09-10T11:29:00.000+08:00

wx posting quite alot here.. time to do a check..

more busy nowadays, cos my workload has increased.. but the money's good. so no complaints. my pay is finally over the 1k mark each month.. but of cos lah, can't compare to all those OCS-kias right? i is moonlighting one.. not like our friends here...

"ur pay 300 plus right..? orh.. ok lah."

"mine not alot.. just 736 nia."

farking hell. i'll rmb this frm damien always. make it sound so nonchalant. and i rmb he gave me exact figure nia, down to the cents. is 20c iirc. heck.

but ok lah.. now in new unit..not permanent posting.. but getting to understand more. realised some masters and warrant is v zek ark one.. u hear alot horror stories.. like one particular bunch of seniors go send key at 1, sign as 4, then zao liao. kena find out, almost kena forced into db. wtf. this kinda of offence make until so jialat. verbal warning or extra chance also cannot.

hahaz.. nubbad lah. sometimes lull period is really relac.

meanwhile, long time nv surf blogs/forums online for interesting stuff.. but last week's sunday times headline vid was quite farnie. most i had seen b4, but not the mock NDP ceremony, damn farnie the way they push the 'pres' out in a rubbish trolley.

so news going on in the football fraternity. never-ending one. i know, liverpool got their asses licked. but it's just plain unlucky bah. nvm, a gd jolt back into reality. rethink and reorganise.

A Japanese 1980s TV commercial for the Isuzu Gemini, note that no computer graphics were used for the dance sequences.

man.. keep hearing abt all those DK (drift kings), tokyo drift-spawned car enthusiasts, and the bloody irritating teriyaki boyz song. take this man.

*from mrbrown's*

J.A.C !

2006-09-09T22:55:00.000+08:00

www.thejapanesearecrazy.com

Go watch the Hilarious Toilet Prank! video clip... lol. Ridiculously funny. The ultimate toilet prank!

-wx-

Chew on it!

2006-09-08T23:01:00.000+08:00

"If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything."

Mark Twain

Hmm.. Interesting huh?

-wx-

Halfemptyglass

2006-09-05T21:30:00.000+08:00

Night out!

1 hr of freedom left! Woopee~

Haa.. The glass is always half empty for me.

What to do??

-wx-

my round-the-island trip...

2006-08-24T19:30:00.000+08:00

Today was a personal milestone of sorts.

it was like, a rare 3rd or 4th time i took the train all the way to Boon Lay back and forth?

Initally i was v disgruntled by the fact that a couple of us had to travel all the way from East to the Western tip of Singapore..wtf army $@^!! cb.

wad bloody red tape and what ATTS shit. now the ppl who aren't supposed to be in the West are there, and vice versa. 5 ppl are tagged together..and will chiong sua together till they reservist..call up all together until ROD. so cannot split.

then 2 guys going to air base units after that take up 2 slots. then the 2 primary candidates.. total 9 liao.

and that marks the total allocation for East, with Bedok Guards camp being the main one for now..

and altho' i'm the reserve for overseas.. i hafta make my way across the island every single day and evening.. there were little choices. East Zone was filled.

and no way u want me to go Kranji or Mandai. that north zone got sungei gedong and tat's scary enuff.

so Jurong in Boon Lay it is.. till my OJE ends after two months at least.. high chance will remain here.. but i pray not..

the people are nice here though.. saw alot of familiar faces esp in the 3 signals bn here...
even the guard 2ic for today also my dunman senior..wtf.

so far so gd. it's still on the steep part of the learning curve..

at ayer rajah all we learned were stripping/assembling, FFF, basic repair stuff.. wad shld indent, wad send to base.. wad condemn beyond repair..

but now we must know much more.. since we're essentially the base technicians... must bao ka liao.

and just realised that got lotsa roles available here..hope i kena the driver role in our small team groups....can really spend 2 months learning sth v worthwhile all paid by the army

the mscc course for sect comd must stay in one month... kinda like spec course but not so jialat lah.. but think it's kinda hard now.

ok.. sometimes after u sort out ur thoughts u'll realise, perhaps after all, everything's just not so bad after all.

just that transport is going to get even more ex.

and i hafta get up even more early at 0530.

but the somewhat consolation..as our oc says..is that every morning can sit mrt beo charbohs till gao gao.. -.- some kinda advice u'll expect frm ur oc there.

time for some interesting reads...

2006-08-20T15:58:00.000+08:00

It's my off-days looming ahead.

was surfing the forums..and certain sites.. fished out a few intriguing sites for us to read and ponder over.. since some of them are truly close to us.

i was going thru the memoirs of sorts of this commando who's kinda old already, but still quite updated.. seems a pretty gd site for those to have a sneak peek into the life of the elite forces...

Life at the Home of the Commandoes

and from there i chanced upon this interesting read abt the Tanjong Rhu estate which must be v close to the hearts of all Dunmanians..or maybe me particularly so as sat afternoons were always spent walking the backgate thru the abandoned fields of sorts across the bridge to Kallang's Mac/KFC for lunch.. or the run-down hawker at Jalan Batu for the limited variety of food available b4 it was up for upgrading. The last year of our sec 4 life saw us patronising there with lesser frequency but still, it brings those memories flooding back..

The Mysteries & Memories of Tanjong Rhu

Quotes of wisdom

2006-08-18T14:10:00.000+08:00

Hello there. BSLC's ending in a week's time. So shall take this opportunity to share with you guys some memorable quotes/phrases that my coy's OC/2IC have said during my course.

Take note, this is how a leader, esp one from Army: The Decisive Force, should speak eh. *Cough cough*

OC: The Wing Comd likes to compare the different companies, but here in Char*** we don't compare.... .... .... Delta IPPT 50 gold, Brave 40 gold, Char*** only 28 gold. So you all don't come and ask for night off ah.

2IC: Gentlemen, Warrant Felix has just mentioned the safety points alr and i don't want to repeat. BUT i want to say again...

2IC: I will only take 2 mins of your time (reality: >30 mins)

Not forgetting the beloved Sergeant Major's analogies of Be the Devil and Eat Shit Poop Rice. I shalln't bother to explain em here, it's too time consuming. Just let you know that such things exist..

Mm... Clearly the nature of our Army is reflected in these leaders' quotes of wisdom..
Such contradic.. *cough* decisiveness!!
Such inefficien.. *cough* efficiency!!!
Such stupi... *cough* thinking soldiers!!!!!!

Army 21: The Decisive Force. 3G Army. Thinking soldiers. lol. Enough said.

-wx-

reflections

2006-08-17T19:21:00.000+08:00

or After Action Review (AAR) in no military terms.

tomorrow is the de facto final day of our course. altho' hafta go back for two short days next week, Friday's EOC gathering will eventually cap our 9 weeks in OETI.

lotsa memories, gained knowledge, and benefitted immensely.

it opened one's eyes to the different type of backgrounds ppl come from.

the stereotypical hokkien peng... those eat-nothing-better-to-do JC boys, who are supposedly less mature, who do tupid stuff and get caught or even charged, to the extent they dun even hesitate abt leaving SG if DB beckons.

the really rich ah sai kias who drives fancy cars to camp, mini coopers and the like. but it was nice having friends who drive, can chauffeur u around and save on transport.

those ppl doing business outside already.. like one who is the co-founder of his clubbing company.. and one who's a Young PAP Party member already..

or how they do stupid things kena extra, or how some always complain the weapons are unserviceable during tests..and curse everything, claiming the weapon is jinxed.

or how some rather slower or not so highly educated ppl anyhow shade the nsf survey form cos they can't understand a single shit, then conveniently absolving themselves of all responsibility by arguing "they make until so chim for fark? just everything shade agree can liao lah" When qns 1 can be 'You think army is a waste of time' and the following qns down the list is 'You've liked how your NSF days have gone so far'. Totally contradictory. But everything's just 'Agree'.

and how we went to site visits..sch of ammo see how ammo is being classified and stored in the HQ ammo base.. or how SAR21s are being made in the factory or known as Singapore Technologies Kinetics and live shooting etc.

and how our dear bruneian counterpart is leaving next Wed already. how we'll miss him with his limited english vocab of 'fail', 'assemble', 'go see warrant sara' or the feared 'go sign extra duty'.

lol..it's fun. cos he's already 27, have 2 kids.. and brunei's army promotes ppl in a pathetically slow fashion. still lance corporal only.. and the pay ain't say v high. only 1k+ per month for regular.. altho education or children, healthcare expenses, one small kampung apartment and the misc fees are paid for.

always make fun of he missing some 'action during his 2 months here... saying want to bring him go geylang.. and talk all the cock abt girls, sex, games, cars, rifles, complain abt the superiors during our breaks...

it's true. in our free time towards the end of the course, almost every day sure talk abt sex one. not horny or wad. just talk for fun, and it helps that almost all are v open-minded, and willing to share all their exploits the previous night or something. or how this lubricant is working, or that condom not enuff sensation.

it's an entirely different ball game. and u really experience different stuff coming frm all walks of life. perhaps this is the best and only time to do all this.. in the army. u'll be surprised wad they're capable of man..

like how after clubbing.. one or two always get horny liao want to haf some action after seeing the gorgeous girls, but then no money want to borrow frm us.. lol.. no way.

or go geylang have supper liao.. beo the girls prowling the streets, and asking how much liao then duck away. all farnie stuff man...

or how we crack racist jokes then the poor indian really go complain. make us kena for nothing.

All in all, some ppl are really born with a silver spoon in their mouths. getting them to do area cleaning is like wanting their lives. they'll just take the dirty rag by their finger tips, pretending to walk one big round, then put it back on the same table he took it from, proclaiming everything's done. or gek gek wayang until time's up then change liao fall out.

some are more proactive, some v irresponsible. they can really say don't want means don't want, fark the organisation one. that would be kinda unthinkable for us coming from the enhanced batch of sorts... 'at most come back RT/SOL/DB lah' is their attitude.

unit life coming soon.. after i graduate from on-job experience (OJE) after 2 months..then will the promotion in rank come.. and fark it. the bloody organisation kinda changed the rules. they decided there were too many specs in armament...and happily 'demote' the entire hierarchy system from the batch before mine onwards... means normally is 3SG, with sect comd 2SG, becomes only CPL, section comd 3SG.

this really sucks. but knowing how ur mates are going to work OT with u in unit, everything's suddenly fine again. that's army for you.

2006-08-09T17:14:00.000+08:00

Mr swee asked me to upate for a four way combo in a matter of 24 hours. might as well. guessed the last time i updated was months ago anw.

the nation's birthday. happy 41st singapore! wished i could be at the national stadium now... been years since i last attended the parade. that atmosphere was alluring, memorable. but no tix. and whats more we have to book in tonight anw, imagine rushing down to camp from the stadium... how pleasing. just parts and parcel of the fucked up life of a national servicemen. but perhaps on this day when the nation celebrates its evolution as a globalised island nation, we shall not forget the crucial part national service plays in the defence of the country's sovereignty.
so thats it. our life has to be fucked up in this two years, to put it crudely, for the sake of our motherland.

girls out there are embarking on their brand new uni life... be it overseas or locally. yet another brand new phase unfolds in the schooling years. days in the army(in my case the air force) really evokes reminiscence of the carefree days in school. u dun lose ur modesty, u dun get fucked upside down by other men who are no more than two years elder than you, u dun lose ur freedom, u dun do pushups like theres no tomorrow for silly mistakes you make; day after day u just make new friends, hang around with ur best pals, study a little, play a lot and in the blink of an eye year after year goes down memory lane. it is not surprising then that days in camp for now seemed like eternal years. look. 38 weeks of officer training term, i am only just halfway through when my counterparts had entered BMT, passed out of BMT, entered SISpec, passed out with their stripes, entered units or waiting to pass out fromm ASLC... I am still wearing that same three milky stripes on my shoulders that marks the license to be screwed by almost anyone in the SAF. Days are tough to go by, but still i have to push on. this is my fate really.

five more hours to booking in.

happy national day....

2006-08-09T16:33:00.000+08:00

Ah hah.

just as everyone was busy with their lives, be it celebratin' their few years of existence on Earth or grumbling abt the server maintenance ala the German boy who smashed his keyboard to smithereens (over-played freaky video on the Net), there I was standing by the gate, rifle over shoulders, PROTECTING the camp once more.

it was the 2nd duty in 6 days, not extra or wad. just roster deemed it so as we're passing out.

I'll miss prowling Ayer Rajah camp (ARC). but not Glucocester camp (GC) the tiny camp with just a few VIP sedan cars and that's it. cos the Supply/Transport camp is also covered by us.

ARC is kinda big.. and i recalled the first time we walked the route it felt forever. really 45mins each for outer 'n' inner. but it was nice, 'cos u would have the chance to walk past lotsa stuff..

Like the many rickety tanks on Tank Lane, or always talk abt the potential xmms to be seen in the swimming pool in Tanglin int sch beside our camp.. or beo-ing the nearby factory for any outgoing lao chios getting off work at this late hour...

lol..fun memories. but the last two has been fun. smack in the Lunar Seventh Month, with us spreading lotsa stories in jest to convince the others putting them for sentry was in the best of their interests.

Like how last night was Yuan Xiao Jie, the 15th of the month. where the full moon blooms in its full glory, and the spirits are at its most 'powerful'. lol...

Funny incidents aside, there were freaky moments too like how the bloated rubber gloves held on to the window sill like some dismangled hand beside the checkpoint.

Somehow we were in high spirits.. sleeping v little. taking turns to accompany each other on sentry, talk cock, and play the xbox! playing winning eleven in camp is always gonna be different.

but the low note though, was that i gan sian kena sentry at wrong time. but fair some nv got to prowl b4. all the bloody ndp ppl started streaming in from 6-8 to draw arms from our camp.. wanna slack abit also cannot.

ok, this was only intended to be a short entry. gotta do some work for the season is resuming, and also some reading for suddenly war diaries are kinda appealing to me.

one final note,

NO MORE GUARD DUTY!

until next month that is.

Happy B'dae to You~ You are born in the zo..

2006-08-09T00:30:00.000+08:00

12.26am.. Hmm.. Am i the 1st person to wish you happy b'dae today? Haha.

Now, why am i, a sleep-deprived NSF, still awake at this ungodly hour?
Ans: 11pm bookout. CCB.

Hoping to play WoW now, but forgot it's tuesday's maintainence. CCB x2.

Heard that the night out after our Grand Slam on this sunday has been cancelled by our 'beloved' OC due to unsatisfactory performance during Section Live Firing. CCB x3.

Guard Duty on next sunday for misfiring blank during outfield training. CCB x4.

Woopee~ What a Happy National Day!!! Happy 41st B'dae Singapore!!!

happy birthday to me

2006-08-08T23:59:00.000+08:00

instant self-gratification. XD

< end > hiatus < /end >

2006-08-02T20:49:00.000+08:00

Hey ppl, long time no post ^^;; So, what in the world am i doing here after disappearing for god-knows-how-long? To let you know i'm still alive of course!

...nevermind, forget i said that.

Anyway, i just hadnt been able to pluck time out from my precious weekends to blog the last couple of months thus the long period of AWOL (or i just couldnt be bothered to, so sue me.) I just finished my class 4 driving course and my weapons course doesnt start till end of Aug - which makes me one of the lucky few in my batch to get my three stripes the last. Wow, well done SA.. nvm, you get my drift. From what i gather, the ASLC guys are coming back from ROC this weekend, so we've (me and my fellow CPLs) been wondering for the past two weeks what the heck are they doing there besides freezing their bottoms off. Its kinda ironic really. When BSLC ended, almost all of my buddies (yours sincerely included) wanted to get out of SISPEC and get a taste of slacker and better unit life. Looks like we were right on half the equaton. Damn. Contrary to what many believe, unit life is not slack.

Just kidding, mine is. lol. But trust me, its nowhere near as fun as 'rushing mountains' with your section mates. Man, i really miss the good old days in Foxtrot. Not with all the bloody bengs outside who irritate the hell out of you and dont give a shit to that measly rank i worked to obtain for 10 solid weeks. Wx will understand. Crap, its nine already and i have to leave house to get back to my unit. Wanted to type more, but i guess you guys have to wait a little longer to be enlightened but what i have to say. lol. Till next time then. ron out.

"An eye for an eye makes the world go blind..."

2006-08-01T18:13:00.000+08:00

...As said by the great Mahatma Gandhi.

It was asked why in the recently concluded Miss Universe pageant, there were no 'world-peace' signs, dumb-blonde answers during the Q&A segment anymore. The usual stuff that derided the very essence of this eye-candy competition.

Perhaps, the girls got smarter?

Or is it that, after years of fighting and war, we have come to realised.. peace is merely an utopian ideal. War had ravaged cities, has destroyed lives, and will continue to engulf streets of civilian residences, and enshroud the innocent and soldiers alike in a air of fear & apprehension.

After the Viet Cong war and Iraq's incursion into Kuwait way back in the 90s, it was some time before Sept 11 made its impact felt fully. The world was jolted back to reality, the cold hard fact that violence solves problems the hard way out, but escapes the red tape bound by superficial diplomacy.

Far away we are in Asia, reading these articles with a tired and numb mind.

But a short distance across the Equator, explosions lit the night sky, and air raids zoomed in on establishments beside villages.

Obliterate the entire settlement for every missile fired out from within? Or deliberately target the humanitarian post to show no place is safe for the guerillas?

Casualities run high, yet the bombings never ceases.

Guerilla warfare is scary, and the sirens that follow the airborne strikes heralds the familiar yet dreaded phase of trepidation and paralysis by fear.

Of course, the Jews have long wanted to eradicate these radicals all along, needing a reason to validate their invasion that came all too easily. Years of suicide bombings have already battle-hardened the seasoned Israelis, but one may ask, are they bringing this too far?

Violence begets violence, but from the look of things, no amount of 48-hour temporary ceasefires or peace talks can stop this affair from escalating into a full-fledged military attack.

Or reducing collateral damage for that matter.

What the media doesn't show, the atrocities of war

BSLC's end.

2006-07-30T14:04:00.000+08:00

I've finally watched Pirates of the Carribean yesterday! Caught it with another desperado bunkmate of mine at Jurong Point, right after bookout. Went in 15 mins after the show had started, but no choice, cos the next one screens 2 hrs later. So gotta rush rush and rush to maximise whatever free time we've. That's the pathetic and sad lifestyle of NSF trainees.

Deadman's Chest was pretty good, had a lot of actions but i'd still prefer the 1st one. Felt that the storyline had more depth in the latter, unlike the former which had too many things happening concurrently and leaves the viewers with a lot of questions at the end of the show. Basically, it's just like a 2.5hrs trailer for the 3rd episode which if i'm not mistaken, has been named World's End. I just hope that the last episode will be a fitting ending to the series.

In other words, bslc will be ending in 4 weeks' time. Can't wait to get out of trainee life and out of the jungles, the mosquitoes, the mud and the swamp. Can't wait for the day when i can react to some of my sergeants in a manner befitting them. Hmm.. got some thoughts forming up in my mind now. Hahaha. :) Revenge will be sweet.

i don't want to say much but...

2006-07-19T21:47:00.000+08:00

it's been some time.

Italy won the World Cup for the 4th time. cheers.

Juventus got relegated for the 1st time in its history.

fark it. (milan shld join us)

Israel are flexing its muscles.

And, my course is almost ending.

yea..short summary of all i want to say.

it's kinda sad, that it had to turn out this way. Juve was wrong, but i wonder whether such a judgement by the tribunal would be in the best of the league's and team's interests.

Great. Let's see Chievo, Empoli fight it out in Europe. Simply awesome man.

Let's see how the TV rights fee plummet.

Even if Starhub brings back Serie A I doubt anyone would want to watch it now.

How Italian football will get a nasty smack right in the face when Palermo gets whacked by some European giant like Barcelona by some hockey or even cricket scoreline.

Perhaps the only consolation is that only in times of adversity do one witness true loyalty. Del Piero & probably Nedved sticking thru it thick and thin. pleasant surprise from the mercenaries bastards plying their trade in big clubs nowadays.

Middle East is seeing some action too as the major European leagues gear into action.

The Israelis decided to depict reel screen onto reality, except that Private Ryan turned into a Corporal instead behind its inquest into Palestine.

They never saw eye to eye anyway.

Considering that Israel pretty much fought its territory all by force half a century ago and the Palestines definitely still kpkb-ing about it, wanting to strike back but kinda tough luck for it's the Israeli army we're talking about.

It's like the mother of all armies.

Another radical group Hizbollah in Lebanon decided to join in the fun, but got Beirut bombed big time instead. Capturing two Israeli soldiers just to prove something, but implicated its innocent citizens instead.

Iran, Saudi Arabia and the predominantly Muslim region is gonna retaliate soon, but Israel vs Rest of Middle East is gonna be one tough fight.

It's like Red Alert, Command & Conquer everything rolled into one.

Wonder how US will react, being such a close ally but surely wouldn't want to further stretch its military forces after Iraq, Afghanistan and with Iran & N.Korea looming, you wouldn't want to make a hash decision anytime soon.

This is kinda poignant for dealing with arms every single day will sorta tweak ur mindset towards weapons, warfare and all that.

War is bad, but it is necessary at times.

Getting hands-on with all this will easily make u forget that every single piece you're dealing with is capable of shedding blood. human lives and all that.

Course ending end-August, probably getting posted to East Zone and tat means no more hefty transportation expenses again.

bad news though is that I'll be omni-present..

meaning there'll be no permanent camp to report to, just a HQ base. but perhaps Paya Lebar today, Hendon tomorrow, Selarang the next appeals to some who wants to visit every single camp in SG.

Going wherever we're needed, maintenance.. doing fit-for-firing (fff), repair.. it's like there's no lull period, and being busy all year round. this kinda sucks.

Unless.. i'm so lucky.. or rather unlucky..

to get earmarked for overseas posting.. two out of 20 odd. can't be that zhun right?

lidat hafta report to Army Maintenance Base (AMB) in Nee Soon Camp everyday man.

Just kill me if thats the case.

Especially if the vacant posting is for Lancer in Brunei.

Just shoot me then.

Even Paris Hilton's Stars are Blind sounds good.

wad's the world becoming to man....

Divine intervention.

2006-07-16T16:51:00.000+08:00

Ah, a timely entry to revive this dying blog. Haha.

4 weeks of sispec life has passed, and boy, have i missed out on so many stuff.. world cup, and now some mid-east war? Mm.. I'm so deprived of the interesting world out there. Haha. This is not to say that sispec life is all dull, there's some silver linings in the dark clouds too. For example, our chemical defence "confidence building" session a.k.a remove your gas mask inside gas chamber. Quite fun in a way, get to see some pple 'crying as if everyone else in the world has died', as an officer put it.

Then there was also our navigation exercises at lower mandai (nowhere near mandai zoo, but rather some country club and reservoir), where there's some treetop trail and some dirt track for pple who wanna feed the mosquitoes (joggers and trekkers). It was quite eventful for my team. Got this part when we decided to cut some corner and follow the dirt track (which was not allowed) to this location closest to our next checkpoint (it's a yellow card hung onto one of the trees) before bashing through the jungles. Then we ran into a group of PAP kids on an excursion, who i think reacted as though we're some kind of primitive humanoids from the jungles. Though probably can't blame them too, cos soldiers with parang and M-16 aren't exactly the things you'd expect to see on a PAP nature excursion eh..

And for outsiders, in case you didn't know, the plants in lower mandai are freaking thorny, like they're some alien plants from outer space. Definitely worse than cactus. One of my team-mate walked into one of those thorny branches and got his eye pierced. Dramatic. The initial bleeding was quite bad and my FAD was used.. lol. Use your FAD? That seeming redundant piece of cloth? Never in my wildest dreams. Then we evacuated him to the nearest dirt track by bashing straight north (we weren't sure of our coordinates/we were half-lost). Along the way, the signaller in my group used such exaggerated terms to communicate on the coms set that the others must have thought we've got someone dying. Haha. Thinking back, it was really quite amusing and funny. We were really so panicky initially. Monkeys in the bushes we though got wild boar. lol. Lucky for my friend, that thorn missed his eye by 1.8cm, piercing his eye lid instead. Then there was also night navigation, which was hell. Nothing good to say about it. Can't see shit. In the end after 2 failed attempts to find our checkpoint, we just find some spot and sit down talk cock till the time is up. Don't want to imagine what kind of life those OCT are having in Brunei man.

And that about sums up the more interesting parts of these 2 weeks. Outfield training gonna starts in a week's time, hell gonna break loose. But looking on the bright side, what won't break us will only make us stronger and besides, there's only so much tekan the instructors can do to us. I'm looking forward to passing out from sispec and maybe hopefully get into MP and start raiding other units. You all better start keeping your camera phones and MP3 at home!

Muahahahaha~

-wx-

the match said it all..

2006-07-04T21:36:00.000+08:00

feeling somewhat obligated to say my piece on England's dismal showing this campaign, I believe everyone has his or her own views.

Not being up to par, dishing out boring football.

Surely this is not what the masses expect from one of the best Three Lions' side since their 1966 homesoil triumph. Many names have been brought to the cruxificion cross, but the number of culprits are such that it'll take a massacre to wipe out each individual's sins.

The controversial incident that sparked the fracas:

If you asked me, it sure doesn't seem intentional.

But, for a tournament that's not likely to be remembered for any single player lighting up the entire stage, it's ironic that the referees are more than capable of taking centre stage.

Disputed sending offs, cautioned for the seemingly most innocuous of tackles. Everything constituted an infringement, a foul and of course, a resulting free kick.

This greatly disrupted the flow of play and certainly, the level of entertainment and pleasure for the fans.

Cristiano Ronaldo is despicable no doubt. But if you've noticed, he's always placed country over club, Portugal's maroon red rather than Man U's. It's true. Esp in the absence of Figo's temporary international hiatus, Ronaldo saw himself as the leader to rise to the occasion. Battling hard, fight for the country's cause be it his father's death or whatever.

But doing all this just to get your club-mate sent off is very wrong. Just look at the scorn on Rooney's face. To think that the press release, probably influenced by a very PR-conscious Man U management, is that both players are on good terms and Ronaldo continued to call...text Rooney on his mobile even after that.. "no worries, we can play as a team" seems to be the intended message.

I mean come on. Ronaldo has to leave. The lure of Real Madrid under the tutelage of possibly the best tactician, Fabio Capello will be hard to resist. Furthermore, RVN and Rooney can stay now. It's a no-brainer that one will choose England's next big thing, and ur club's 30million pounds signing rather than the Mr Flashy-cum-Twinkle-Toes right?

They look like they've just saw God descended from above.

If you ask me, the worst culprit that epitomizes England's sorry campaign, is none other than the lampar kia.

Mr Lampard.

He totally sucked. To the core. But as one of the more established player in the lineup, he was considered an "untouchable" by Eriksson. Sub him out? Or you mean DROP him? Unthinkable man. Face it, his form is kns. totally shit. he'll live with the stinky reputation of being the player being the most shots at goal without a single goal to his name. Statistics don't lie.

Btw... Beckham has finally surrenderred his armband. Great move by him, can prolong his international career considerably. But sadly, it'll go to Terry if the pundits are right.

Gerrard would have been the natural choice.. in terms of being an inspirational figure.. urging and really fighting for your team's cause. He embodies the English indomitable spirit, fighting to the end. even more than Rooney if you insist.

But.. unfortunately.. club background does come into play.. and Liverpool ain't exactly considered that big a boy in the league.. so Terry and all that..tends to take first priority.. yeah.. that's how the world works outside too.

On a irrelevant note.. The Tour de France is on too. But it failed to emerge from the shadows of Mr Livestrong.. another doping scandal.. geez.. everyone takes drugs huH? lol. from ullrich to basso. all suspended by their respective teams for fear of disqualification. this is the ultimate mess man.

of course, other than the scandal Serie A is embroiled in now. Juventus' chances don't look bright. Hai.. this is indeed a bad time to be a Bianconeri fan. but you could see it coming.. Juve was like.. way too dominant and powerful in Italy lah.. it's like every week a win is a given, three points is a foregone conclusion. the most consistent league team for the last decade or so in all major European leagues man.

now Capello is gone. maybe a mass exodus on the cards. I'd hate to see that. but if that really happens, i hope Juve will come back. to Serie B or C1. do a Fiorentina and rise like a phoenix from the ashes. please.

Hope Italy overcomes the Germans tonight. Keeping fingers crossed, the hope lives on.

Forza!

Fan of England.

2006-07-02T18:10:00.000+08:00

england's out of world cup. and the painful scale of judgment? penalties yet again. against portugal that is and one name spells heroics. RICARDO.

call him the jinx against england i say. a god-like performance to save portugal's blushes of an inability to capitalise on their one-man advantage. respect. for RICARDO purely i say.
NOT PORTUGAL.

watching the portugese in action yesterday, a great deal of respect has been lost. a lacklustre attcking display in front of goal with the absence of the influential deco, even the highly-rated c ronaldo and fading figo could conjure nothing but empty potshots off target. and so they resorted to playing dirty, particularly when frustrations set in with failure to capitalise on their numerical advantage on the field. the main culprit- ronaldo. cunning fellow. not mentioning the frequent hitting of the ground on the slightest of touches, he seems to dictate the theatrical display of the portugese, throwing occasional winks at scolari after earning undeserved free kicks and was the mastermind behind the turning point of the game. the sending off of wayne rooney. he seemed to have influenced the referee in flashing the red by accusing rooney of intentionally stamping on carlvalho while challenging for the ball. and rooney shoving him aside does not help matters when the marching orders were finally given. to me, that was purely a lost of balance by rooney in the challenge, never intentional. and wonder if it was only me who had noticed, the expression on rooney's face when ronaldo chose to step in and have a say in that incident was one which read disapoointment and anger, particularly that of being betrayed by a club teammate and friend. indeed, it is club ties and friendships aside come representation at the international level. and the next moment when the camera focused on ronaldo's face after rooney was sent off, it simply read guilt in my opinion, a certain uneasiness. perhaps he was just doing what ought to be done for the sake of his country. patriotism. how much the youngster had always loved to win games and score goals for his own country was always reiterated and yesterday, guess it was plain eveidence. even to the extent of winning it dirty.

this is football. not everyone can view every aspect of the game in the same light. especially when i am an england fan. but i believe the deserved winner of yesterday's game has got to be england. they had showed their fighting spirit and will to pull out that impressive draw till the final minutes of the game, and at points of time they had even come so close to turning the tables around all thanks to peter crouch and the teenage prodigy aaron lennon. to be dealt the death sentence with penalties, a repeat of history, is something too harsh for the side to bear. all has been spoken enough of eriksson's disinterest and lousy tactics, or beckham's incompetence, or doubts about crouch's abilities. what england had showed yesterday was their spirit and will to prove their worth and go against all odds. they might not have deserved the world cup afterall, but they truly deserved respect, at least more than portugal.

The sun will rise, the birds will sing, for us and you and me.

2006-07-02T17:34:00.000+08:00

I need a divine intervention. Aeromedical centre pls get cmpb to downgrade me soon.

The sun will rise,
the mosquitoes will sing,
for us and you and me.

We're from charlie coy, charlie company.
OOC, OOC, OOC OOC OOC~

mixed blessing..

2006-06-25T12:38:00.000+08:00

Ah.. now in oeti learning all the tech skills.. course at Ayer Rajah 2 months..then post to Nee Soon camp or other place for another 2 months for On-Job Experience (OJE) then off to posting liao.

gd part abt this vocation is can get promoted to corporal after the course ends.. after nov.. then 3rd sergeant later on.. it's more abt the allowance rather than the rank. and get to play with all types of small arms.. really is everything... i saw the steyr 'scout', gpmg, sar21, m16, cis 50, wad 84mm and 125mm all the shit also got in the workshop.. with tanks, arti vehicles and amphibious personnel vehicles all the in common area... v different from bmt indeed.

Will have the opportunity for overseas posting.. but little vacancies for NSFs.. starlight 1.4k, crescendo 1k, lancer 1.2k.. not inc. nsf allowance.. but min. 6months.. most ppl usually do more than 1 years all the way to their ORD dates.. gd thing abt overseas posting is can get to see more things.. and lotsa leaves and offs to take..

bad thing.. lotsa studying to do. every module on every weapon consists on theory and practicals.. unable to pass then remedial training on weekends till can make it.. and got wad e-learning system. log in every day clock hours one. nowadays saf too high tech also bad for us ns men siah..

and likelihood of accidents are high.. lotsa safety guidelines in place.. deaths or serious injuries are not uncommon considering the turret and heavy arms ppl deal with high explosive stuff.. and the workshop environment isn't that conducive.. ppl with sensitive noses tend to get ooc-ed. and the stench of oil can get overbearing with poor ventilation.. and wearing that one-piece coverall kinda sux, esp for guys.. if u get what i mean.

ok. of cos, most of us there are sleep deprived.. almost all of them there at least bet or watch football, or both.. lol. lotsa ppl on same frequency v gd siah.. now do i understand units have ppl from all sorts of background then do i understand.. ppl losing 10k+ in debts.. ppl driving to camp everyday in mini cooper and mitusbishi lancer.. can tompang us sometimes.. nubbad.

finally, there's more incriminating evidence against drogba that turt in this world cup...

He sucks.

Shit don't come alone

2006-06-24T20:51:00.000+08:00

Viper, now Charlie.. Ya, who said God's fair huh? Haa..

Words can't describe what's the situation like. During BMT, booking out was accompanied with a sense of liberation and joy, albeit a short-lived one. Now, booking out is sort of stressful and.. painful? B'cos the bookout timing is saturday evening (the latest, and it gonna stay this way for the next 4 weeks) and we gonna rush to prepare the stuff needed. Plus Charlie coy reputedly has no nights out, practically no canteen breaks and (almost?) always the latest bookout timing. Zzzz. No surprise at times our conversations inside the bunk centred on how to OOC.

8 weeks more, how sia? $450 simply cannot justify this way of life. The commanders' dialogue is unconvincing and they were just beating around the bush, never ATQ (Answer the qn). A part of me really hope i get OOC after doing SOC. Some wrist injury or something huh? Don't need too serious ones.

Ah. COS duty tmr, reporting time 0720... This is what they say: Shit don't come alone.

-wx-

new phase, new life ?¿?

2006-06-18T17:04:00.000+08:00

This deserves a special thanks to my bunkmate Timothy Han.. for the dinner at Palm Beach. ahahaz..sometimes it certainly helps to haf a bloody rich fren whose father happen to own the franchise to be able to afford to give the entire section&sergeant a sumptuous seafood dinner treat...

And a certain incident convinced me that the organisation we're bound to for 2 years is acty quite a shady and corrupted system.. not far from the Malaysian police imo, if you catch the drift. cannot comment more over here.. but such black sheeps among the commanders are really.. disheartening to say the least.

i wish my fren who kena 'sabo-ed' in a way all the best in sispec.. really take care liao my fren, Jared.

I was going thru the previous entry. and i tot the pic-filled post appeared quite decent on this template ar.. nubbad at all.

Teamgeist+10 official match ball.. if you've got 200bucks to spare..

btw... about the ongoing World Cup.. well well.. England sux. period.

Czech got stunned last night. Pretty discouraging but without their first choice striking duo up front, it was always going to be an uphill task to expect their midfield quartet to deliver all the goods. Nedved & Rosicky can only do so much.

Italy kinda kelonged again. lol.. 10 v 9 also cannot take adv of the numerical superiority.. for an entire half somemore.. Ain't championship material this way..

Javier Saviola - another reject of Barcelona... but together with Riquelme, who cares abt it now? it seems the entire supply of South American talent stems from the Catalan giants..

Argentina's 6-0 drubbing is kinda overrated if you ask me.. no doubt, they're good. The Serbo-Montenegrins were missing their usual defensive pairing with Vidic out.. but then, the supposedly best defence in qualifying (only conceded 1 in 13 matches) to leak in 6? that's helluva lot. But then, the SGPools unkers all decide to play it with the wind... now the South Americans' winning the title come July 9 has dropped to a pathetic $5.. nearly almost halved its original value.. we shall see man.

Ok, i think the females haf lotsa reasons to stay up.. this World Cup has more suave and delectable men chasing the ball around..

Like the current It guy of Brazilian football.. Kaka

He plays well, models for Armani, gets mobbed by female fans, filthy rich. And has a pretty, young wife to boot. who said God is fair?

And who can forget the easily most recognisable face of football... Becks

And also the new Man U no. 7 - Cristiano Ronaldo.

But I'll say, the hottest strikeforce has to be that of the Spanish amigos.

You have Fernando Torres.

And the new flavour of the town, David Villa - the new prince who has displaced the original king with smouldering looks, Raul Gonzalez.

But if you ask me, i think Alessandro Del Piero personifies something even more - coolness, calm, and exudes a certain charisma and peacefulness from within.. Even his name is so unique that the Infernal Affairs character depicted by Chapman To also went with this screen name. Kinda farnie..

Alessandro Del Piero with a new clean shaven head, already a living legend

And to be fair.. the females get to ogle the guys.. the males also get to do likewise.

A Brazilian babe.. and there are many more scantily clad ones among the stands. damn hot and gorgeous lah.

Every 2 years when we approach the World Cup or European Championship, there'll be bound to have more football-related ads being broadcasted.. to jump onto the sport bandwagon.. this time round, kinda surprising not to see more of Nike's Joga Bonito on tv.. altho' there are already tons of videos with Cantona in them... But Nike's marketing campaign on Brazil is really a wise move.. and the retro-inspired jersey kits for the Brazil, Netherlands teams are selling like hotcakes.

There's the all-Liverpool feature by Carlsberg.. with Reina, Gerrard, Cisse etc..
and Pringles one.. with Roberto Carlos, Gerrard again...

And the most exciting ad so far - the Jose+10 thingy by adidas.

Most would have seen the usual ad of two boys playing on the sandy ground (always sandy one.. like the previous ad during Euro 2004)

But most would have missed the longer length and its sequel.. nice.

PART II

Beckenbauer? wahahaha...

Jackass of the Month (June 06)

2006-06-18T15:50:00.000+08:00

you know.. there're some people out there who are amazingly, brilliantly, extraordinary-ly retarded. Seriously. Beyond your wildest imagination. So this monthly 'award' is but a timely gesture to give these people their long overdue attention and 'fame'.

Before i begin, does anyone of you know that there's a NS vocation called Dental Assistant???

And the June 06 Jackass of the Month Award goes to this anonymous gentleman who posted these questions on a forum that would even confound Einstein himself!

And the forum thread is as following:

Hi guys,
I got posted to
1. You are posted to MED TRG INSTITUTE.
2. Your vocation is DENTAL ASST.

1) DO i need to stay in?
2) Do i really need to bring all my SBO, Helmet etc??

Brillant! Absolutely thought-provoking (Hmm.. What's your IQ?)! Questions of the millennium! Don't you all agree?

-wx-

NOTE: If you're the author of the above-mentioned forum thread, pls kindly report to IMH ward 524 to collect your prize. You'll find a stack of 5 cents coins on the floor. You are expected to stay in.

friday - doomsdaY?

2006-06-16T13:50:00.000+08:00

Alright. the day of reckoning is here.

When the judgement will be passed on how the recruit fared in the tekong phase of his valiant army life.

lol. cock. i wrote that b'cos this is an impt day for all NSFs.

reminds me of the 'que sara..que sara..whatever will be, will be' song.

Yeah..yeah.. i heng.. 'think is technical work? small arms stuff.. dunno also. but is bloody far at ayer rajah camp. or shld i say sibei far.

but lidat also gd. at least i nv kena SIR Rifleman like my bunkmate..hahaz..really hong gan, suck thumb.

to think that he asked another of our fellow mate to help him check 'cos his internet access was down..then was saying he sure tio rifleman... then in the end, our wish came true siah! lol.. really damn farnie..

gt service medic, RP, ocs, sispec, combat eng, signals.. alot lah.. apparently, signals or rather infocomm 2 in particular alot of openings to fill...

weixian go sispec must be more guut lat liao ok? lol.. to mark this special yet solemn occasion..
let's have a few laughs..

firstly with a joke.. then a mind-boggling video..

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

An American, an Italian, a Singaporean and a Bangladeshi were travelling
around on a private helicopter.

After an hour of travelling, the American took out his cigarette, lighted it
and started smoking. After two sips, he threw the cigarette out. The other
three men were surprised and asked him " Why didn't you finish up the
cigarette?"
The American replied arrogantly " there's lots of cigarette in my country."

On seeing this, the Italian took out a bottle of branded perfume, applied a
few sprays on himself and threw the rest out. The other three were
surprised and asked him "Why did you throw away the perfume ?" The
Italian replied "there's lots of perfume in my country."

It came to the Bangladeshi's turn to show off. He took out some ivories
and threw them all out and said to the rest "well guys, there's alot of
ivories in my country.", shaking his head proudly.

Now the rest of them were looking at the Singaporean, expecting him to
show off something. The Singaporean thought for a while, then suddenly he
threw the Bangladeshi out.

--------------------------------------------------------------------

and now the real joke:

it's a series.. and apparently, u go youtube search..got alot videos on them..

"it's so lame that it hurts" yeah. exact sentiments.

Your crap intake of the day

2006-06-15T19:15:00.000+08:00

KP simi? lol.

What day is it tomorrow? It's friday! It's D-Day! It's results day! Or rather posting day la. It's the day when our fate for the rest of our NSF life will be decided. Though not necessary sealed 'cos you can always consult a specialist (if you get what i mean). Haha.

Anyway, enough bout friday, let's talk about today, thursday. Hmm... Oh, congrats to Belinda Foo Hui Fen for her job resignation! She'll now be joining the ranks of the unemployed along with the likes of Sylvia Koh Ying Ying (who's currently considering a job offer in the gambling industry)! Hurray~ lol.

On a more serious note, i just got wind that one of my older cousin lost consicous yesterday and is now in a coma. Apparently a blood vessel inside his head burst. But luckily he's now in stable condition. This brings back to mind my late aunt, who passed away when i was an infant b'cos of internal bleeding caused also by the rupturing of a blood vessel inside her head. But for her case it's b'cos the blood vessel didn't develop bigger as she grew so eventually the stress became unbearable, whereas for my cousin's case, it's more a high blood pressure.

Mmm... I suddenly feel this mild headache at the back of head now. Down pes anyone? Hahaha. Touch wood.

-wx-

cb..all dun post. blog dying liao. nvm nvm, World Cup to the rescue.

2006-06-14T17:48:00.000+08:00

wah.. cb weixian. bloc leave u post abit lah. dying liao leh.
i trying v hard to wayang x jialat jialat to post lotsa stuff here, u over there diam diam be voyeur.. read nia nv contribute right? hahaz.. post random shit lah.

you can talk about how good the imperious Reds are, or how hat-trick hero Crouch is going to be the saviour for England for that matter. ok, the last one was a joke. too bad, he's pledged to stop his robo dance.

it's gonna be Gerrard instead. rooney all step aside. this is the time for Stevie G to shine on the biggest stage of footie. even Rafa looks so cute. muahaha....

anyway.. World cup mania has descended upon the mortal world once again.. i dread the day i'll return to camp, i'll miss the daily dosage of football action like an addict needs his morphine.

really lan lan lor. but so far, i'm glad my bet on the Azzuris to win the WC is going well.. lol.. so far the impressive teams have to be Argentina, Czech, Italy and perhaps Germany.

the host nation may have played the most exciting, high-scoring game of the tournament so far. but hey, it was against the Los Ticos for crying out loud. ain't exactly world class material.

It remains to be seen how the Germans fare in the knockout stages... where the big boys play.

this quadrennial event is affecting everyone's lives.. it's the biggest event in the sporting world acty.. dwarfing the big O (olympics lah) in viewership, global interest whatsoever.

Everyone's raving about how robben and the chelsea contingent are lighting up the stadiums right now.. but i'd say, fark them lah. wait till Liverpool's Spanish armada come along. Till then, Mourinho shall wipe off that smirk off his cocky face.

For those who haven't seen Rosicky before. his scintillating, virtuoso performance was straight from the top drawer, perhaps helped by the fact that the teamgeist ball packs a much more menacing punch and wicked swerve with its lighter frame. when Arsenal got him for a mere 7million pounds, u knew it was a steal straight away, considering he's only 23 or 24?

so far so good. the World Cup is fun, it has to be. but then, teams are playing rather conservatively.. choosing to shut the doors once the lead is obtained.. ala Greek style. even the artisans from the land of samba also won 1-0 nia.. croatia is a decent side.. but then, the result wasn't convincing enuff for a team chasing its 6th triumph and 4th consecutive appearance in the finals.. (won twice in 3 outings, so damn gd)

I dare say, the selecao won't win it. definitely. even their legendary players like Tostao do not fancy them repeating their feat in Yokohama 4 years back.

Football today isn't just a game of 22 men chasing the ball around. and no, it's not much more important than a matter of life and death as Bill Shankly would have liked us to believe.

it's a sport filled by political agendas, entrenched with commercial interests and plagued by problems of corruption and bribery. anti-competitive practices are evident across all levels..but it's a case of everyone knows it, but no one says it. for the one who does so will land himself into hot soup that's all. the fiasco of '98 was a true example.. but then, the purists would have liked everyone to think Zidane's sheer genius warranted a 3-0 thrashing of the samba masters.

With that, Brazil will not win. the Italians, Dutch and Argentines will fare as well if not even better.

with that, let's end this post with some interesting and nice pics to ponder over...

-boy glances at Campbell, who peers at girl under his nose.
the man of the pic - giant Crouch.

-the heart-rendering joy of a bereaved man. true professionals take pain&anguish like a man - Oswaldo Sanchez

-another broken tibula, another missed tournament. Cisse ain't a lucky chap.
Now, we can't sell him. dawg.

-last but not least, possibly the last team standing as Asia's pride.
Chun-Soo with the taylor hicks' grey hairdo converts the freekick for the equalizer.
He can't sing as well as Hicks, nor act as well as George Clooney, but boy, he can score. hahaha...

keep it short.

2006-06-07T16:52:00.000+08:00

had more time on my hands..to find out what is this bugger doing to me..

Osgood-Schlatter Disease
and more...

this really sux. the specialist say will heal by itself... and from what i read.. the thing will grow itself and even out eventually to no pain whatsoever?

no need for physio..surgery..or simi sai.. will heal by itself.. sounds good eh? sounds like some self-recovery mutant powers ala wolverine..

but the cruel reality is,

i've had it since i was 10 years old?

fark.

2006-06-03T21:58:00.000+08:00

What happened these 2 days:

24km route march finished lo~
Blisters lo~
Heat rash lo~
Parade rehearsal lo~
SSM kao pei lo~
Sergeant kao pei lo~

.....

POP lo~~

POP lo

2006-05-28T16:02:00.000+08:00

Howdy.

We're almost 6 mths into 2006.. Wow. Till now, i still can't cease to be astounded by how time flies. Anyway, shall let you have a glimpse on what's been happening to me for the past week or so.

On thurs, my coy had viper night.. which is essentially our own recruit's night. It started in whiskey's lecture room, where we were entertained with performances from each of the platoons. Needless to say, the performanes included mimicking of our commanders which were rather funny.. especially the part on our CSM (who was conspicuously absent).

Haha. Oh, there was this performance that took on Mr Bean, titled Recruit Bean. (Hmm, the title sounds very inspirational huh). But My God, that indian performer looks exactly like a darker replica of mr bean, and he made all the same spastic sounding noises and all the retarded antics. And the performance begun in the same way as the real Mr Bean show.. The lights were off, then suddenly there was this "thump" sound and a spot light was shone to reveal the actor laying face down on the stage.. to stimulate Mr Bean falling down and a beam of light shining on him. Haha. What a novelty. Although personally, i think a better title for the performance would be Coffee Bean (though some in the audience suggested Black Bean).. :)

After that, we had F&B at our training shack where the food were all catered by the muslim canteen store. They earned a small windfall that night man.. The food itself was already delicious, but i guess the setting makes it even more enjoyable. That meaning Ulyssus coy sending arms just 10 metres away. Haha.. Too bad! Following the night snack was a movie screening back in the lecture room, which was probably the worst part of the night. I wonder if any of you heard of/ seen the movie "Kung Pow"? If you haven't, don't!! That was arguably the lousiest movie i ever watched, with zero storyline and a sense of humour that appeals only to little kids or those with similar mentality. Heard there's a "Kung Pow 2" out there.. Hmm.. Looks like the kids' market is rather large eh.

2 days later we had our IPPT. mm.. which i failed. Hahaha. What's new huh? But it's not all bad, only SBJ couldn't make it. Got a pass for 2.4, which is a major achievement considering i haven't passed it since time immemorial. Haha. Then the rest all at least silver. I'm most happy with my chin-ups. 4 days before IPPT i only managed 5.. Then i decided to follow my friend's technique which emphasises a different grip and posture. Piang eh, now maybe can do 10. Hopefully i can master SBJ technique before the re-IPPT. However, all my commanders keep saying that it's hard to get into OCS with just an IPPT pass.. so dunno whether i shd retake the whole thing during the retest.

And that is just about all the major events in the past week.. Excluding my confinement.. Haha, where there's nothing much to talk about. Eat, sleep, go annex room play then book out. This coming tuesday is the drill squad competition lo. In my opinion, viper's squad is rather mediocre most of the time. But am praying that we'll be able to create history and squeeze into the top 3. Ya, viper has never ever gotten into the top 3. The previous batch got 2nd bottom?!?

So wish us all the best!

-wx-

new beginning

2006-05-21T19:32:00.000+08:00

Thats it. end of air force service term. moving on to the professional term after nine weeks in OCS. and my new abode? the air force school in paya lebar.

hmmm feels like a new beginning really. life in the air force has been a change of culture. call it slack if u want, if you have deemed the exclusion of army-style tekaning sessions and getting unnecessarily shagged out as equivalent to slacking. whatever it is, whats in store for me in the pro term will definitely not be a walk in the park. SOCs, route marches, outfield deployment exercises, FBOs, man-packing... ADA is the infantry of air force afterall eh. so perhaps after the seven weeks of "lax-jax" in service term, i will grow to love my long four SBO and helmet once again. ha.

tough training makes tougher man... wish i wouldnt end up complaining at the end of the day. afterall, i want to be crying on the day of commisioning to be honest. to shed tears of joy... and savour the sense of accomplishment after the really tough days you have been through. if the going doesnt get tough, no way will you relish the joy of completing the whole process when that golden bar gets affixed on your shoulder. that will be a pity no doubt.

so bring it on baby. let me be battered and torn :)

reflections...

2006-05-20T15:26:00.000+08:00

It was long. But a short wait.

the week and Medical Centre visit i meant respectively.

it started off brightly, with the FA Cup ours once more.

tough to slack all in one week. my first and only visit to PTMC and everything changed.

I like this quote particularly well...

"A defiant chorus of 'You'll Never Walk Alone' began to ring around the stadium as four minutes of stoppage time were announced.

As at half time in Istanbul the classic from Carousel was not being sung in anticipation of victory, it was a symbol of the fans devotion to their team in the face of what appeared to be impending defeat.

They should have known better....."

'Steven Gerrard.'

one name said it all.

training was getting tougher...schedule packed and stuff.. then Friday was the turning point.

at least completed my 16km road march on Thursday with my platoon mates.. it was fun.. we were fast. chiong under 3hrs & returned at 7 even before nightfall like how v and ulysses did... end up all blisters and abrasions, now all walking ba long long.

we kinda like road marches. sing, clap, make some real noise all the way. too bad no more 24 for me..

sent arms for hopefully, not the last time as POP on 060606 beckons. we would want to join in, both jy and me.

yea, u should have guessed it by now.

I'm not gonna be posted to a combat vocation... PES C life awaits.

byebye to MP interview. it was a decent vocation. i mean, at least it was something i looked forward to.

and i, as much as i was reluctant to, wasted the slot.

Mixed feelings. Guess many would envy the life i lead now. But kid me not, it's getting boring after just my first day in office. Filled with regrets, but if really tahan the knee pain until unit.. dunno what will happen also.. but, why can't the MO ask whether i want to downgrade anot? instead of just make me sign the forms... lucky oc say can write memo to them... put on hold..if not later kena recourse i really sian 1/2.

I kinda miss the chiong sua days... it's sad to downgrade, listening to Daniel Powter's "Bad Day" kinda made it worst.

No one will understand.

Hohumm...

2006-05-13T14:35:00.000+08:00

Jiao bin ar jiao bin.. zai na ni..

lol. Sian 1/2. Hmm.. Let's see.. Relatively long weekend to enjoy this week. Relatively.

Just saw the nus' letter yesterday. Got admitted into nus' engineering. My 1st choice was bioengineering. Oh well.. But i'll have another shot at majoring in bioeng at the end of the 1st year, provided that my results are good. So i guess i'll probably take up their offer. Say, i haven't heard from you guys about your uni applications outcome. So what course are you all taking up ar?

And i just found out my hotmail account has been de-activated, cos i never log in for at least 30 days. Hmm.. time sure flies. lol.

And... I left my handphone in tekong. So pls contact me via other channels if there's a need to. Thank you.

Anddd... back to army stuff. Guess what.. i tio platoon I/C since tues. Then on that day, the commanders found an empty cigarette box on our level. The culprit didn't own up and the platoon kena.. (But apparently the commanders alr knew who he was and they later confined him)"Platoon integrity". But i'd say there's a limit to everything. It's the 2nd time that smoker committed that offence. He's just that kind of self-centred guy who don't give a hoot about others. If it was up to me, i'd charge him and make him learn the painful way.

And finally, back to WoW.

Good day to you.

-wx-

nuttin

2006-05-12T22:28:00.000+08:00

ok... this blog abit dying.. need someone to help revive.. u all post more if possible lah... simi lan also can post. dun tell me u all at ocs/sispec/bmt or where also can share experiences mah.. or talk abt ur uni course decision-dilemma lor...

turned out that Aljunied didn't fall to the 'dark side' as feared.. lol.. do expect the electoral boundaries to get refixed all over man.. gerrymandering they call it. it was narrow and a Bridg.Gen almost lost his job. woot. to think that our beloved 'mandate-wanting' leader also sweat abit that his constituency not a walkover as expected over the kamikaze squad.

the Opposition is definitely gaining more credibility. or shld i say more specifically, the 'West Ham' team. lol.. Liverpool gonna face them later tomorrow in FA Cup final.. at least on Sat still can watch buey pai liao...

this may get abit sensitive. but i shall try to convey the idea in a most subtle manner, or call it insinuation if u must.

A certain dynasty spanning 2 generations (or maybe 3, but heard the young dragon now out of course in ocs le... but hell, u can confer him the next Brig.Gen also no one dares raise an eyebrow) has its roots firmly entrenched in a city state's politics and interestingly, decided within the party to send the previous predecessor to go tolong the candidates in opposition territory.. somehow the campaigning remarks got out of hand.. comments like who's too old for wad etc....and the poor chap's reputation was somewhat hit.

On the superficial level, to some ppl, it was perceived that Lao Goh was losing it. But if u do look in depth, it was more or less a planned move.

By the shrewd and clever duo no less, if u get what i mean. hope you do. for at least, this is more of wad politics is all about. it's a shady scene man.

lol.. i shared this with my mum and she was like, 'yeah hor'.

ok... jump to another smaller scale topic.. the Sitest.. my fren kenna bitten by centipede.. lol... damn suey. at night sleeping in his basha at 3am.. was awoken by the bugger on his face near the eye, pulled it off with his hands..it bit his face..and abit of his palm.. it stung and burnt like hell.. then his right eye teared until next morning when we wake up for fast march.. he go medic also give some panadol, painkillers-type to relieve abit pain nia.. which wasn't helpful at all. he said it felt really painful... certainly something u wouldn't want to try..luckily the 'numbness' didn't spread to other parts of the face and body..otherwise need go MO or even airlift u via Super Puma like 2 weeks ago one recruit lidat liao..

and platoon 4 gan pua suey..all either xiong like medic...or senang like signal. but nubbad lah..some other details our signal pl. mates got volunteer to help carry the stretcher pack for some stations... acty the sitest is nothing xiong.. those who fall out is bcos between stations double up until wan to die already.. if navigator lead wrong route then is really hong gan liao. plus the umpteen arti drills (some only got 2 for 2 days, freaking hell.. to a massive 15 for 2 days for some suey details) that entails u to prone..then faster come up with that bloody pack and chiong again.. lol.. leopard crawl another diff story liao.

ditto for grenade throw. i think we nearly create a record of sorts. whole coy only 1 blind. but abit suey that is from our platoon. we wrap up the entire thing by 2pm, instead of the scheduled 5pm. i was one of the lucky few to witness the c4 explosion though. nubbad.

now all major events over.. same for viper also.. more time for pt liao.. jialat.. also more boring. like thursday bookout day, it went like '60-120, with the 275m SR...then BCCT (more like knock-it-down session then AGR in late afternoon b4 booking out at 8pm... only consolation is our batch lotsa long weekends.. nubbad.

WC also coming.. but i guess the short bloc leave is all we have. no more no less. this sorta triggers certain thoughts in you... like how it goes in the route march song.

"Have you ever wondered...Why must we serve...?"

"B'cos we haf no choice... and we lan lan have to serve, have to serve... yeah!"

election fever hots up

2006-05-05T22:59:00.000+08:00

lol...We are the Champions? bloody hell, keep listening to the entire cluster sing this song as they come back from field camp or sitest in viper's case on their respective tonners... bloody hell.. weekend burn one day.. hope i dun kena wad medic or demo... be navigator take compass+map or claymore can liao.. take the stretcher fast march ain't fun with in ur fbo..

one last day to the big day. GE.

u know it's the TIME when friday night bookout go pasir ris mrt also can see Teo Chee Hean sitting on a wooden stool at the entrance of the subway station, with his lackeys..erm, team of capable individuals i mean, in toll. Apparently, i heard he hurt his foot or sth on an overseas leisure trip some time back?no disrespect or wadever to the incumbent defence minister...

my section mates were saying..let's go up and ask, is it possible to scrap NS? lol...imagine that. and we were drifting along the lines of...hmm, maybe hor, if the Opposition overthrows the ruling party...maybe our NS suffering will be cut short man? abolish NS? wah shiok. lol.. dreams they shall remain. talking cock keeps us in high spirits mah. like how our PS jokingly made us keblakang puseng on our way to the ferry terminal.. cos we were singing the..."today is our bookout day, bookout...bookout.. no more soc, no more ippt, no more sgt tekan me..... " then PS took over.. then he led us in singing "Today is our book in day...book in..book in" hahahz..we were laughing like mad.. but it was in jest lah.. only march less than 10m then turn back again...

yea... abt the GE. such events are only once every 6 years.. yeah, so do cherish see them act out the entire wayang..and go thru the motions.

Rockson's blog is quite a good read.. really provides the true insight to what the average joe or ah pek la-ing kopi at the friendly kopitiam if u want in our local context thinks.. PM Lee also quite farnie.. today on the way back on the fastcraft heard his apology of sorts..about using the words "fix" and to a lesser extent, the "buy". lol...it was hilarious i must say.

he also said something abt how his son went to the WP's rally with his friends in their uniform after school... and how they cheered after each opposition leader's speech. lol.. and when the dad questioned how about attending a Pap rally, his son said it was too boring..and too logical for his liking..hahaz.. kinda farnie in a way.

too bad this time we're still not 21 yet.. but it's really interesting to watch how the drama unfolds.. this will own all reality tv scripts man.. makes u ponder, is there really a credible dissenting voice in SG? or is the opposition all..merely moles planted there for enhanced effect? now all the giants in SG politics are running all over the island.. lending their voice to boost the contesting PAP candidate for fear that their member cmi... really fair huh? bring ur father, grandfather all come, we also dunno what to say.

after all, in PM's words, we've all been 'bought' over eh? no?

btw, i have to post this.

Liverpool 2-1 Chelsea

Chelsea ?-? Manchester United

tsk tsk.. u know, i know. the scoreline? it shall remain deep buried in ur hearts, shan't shatter the fragile hearts of the few man u fans.. at least when liverpool lost 4-1 early this season, it was bcos they start to chiong after going down..counterattack then tio caught on the fast break.. but hey, at least Gerrard equalized 1 iirc... but tsktsk..last weekend's much hyped title showdown clash was nothing more than one-way traffic.

lol..field camp blues.

2006-05-01T15:52:00.000+08:00

lol...as wx's previous post suggested. the 7days of fun, torture and wetness has finally ended..

the 2 weeks was kinda long.. started with range..then go outfield.. man man.. the gd location of the rubber plantation kinda pulled the wool over our eyes.. into thinking that we're gonna be safe and dry.

hell wrong man.

the drainage there was v v well dug, courtesy of the hard work put in by previous batches.. really can sleep thru'out the rain.. got once 4 hours of heavy downpour also never dampened our high spirits (2nd or 3rd day nia..thus high).

Other than the strong gusts of wind causing a few dead falls right before our eyes, which one even narrowly missed the commanders' tent..damn. it was pretty safe there.. saw lotsa wild boar shit but none of the real creatures in action.

technical break at the oil palm plantation? Horrendous.

it rained like fark.

and it hardly helped that we had to dig our trenches for drainage from scratch..and the pathetic amount of time given was simply, pathetic.

the rain came.

it poured. and poured.

no matter how high ur mud walls or 'dams' if u like, no matter how deep is ur drain, the cold, icy 'teh bing' will show no mercy... when my section mates' basha in front of mine became the first victim... i knew mine would have been the next.

the embankment couldn't hold the water and the rainwater seeped right under our groundsheets beneath us.. and, it overflowed like the merlion fountain for there was a hole in my buddy's groundsheet right in the middle. stupid underwear wet wet song. bloody hell.

we just stood out there with our gortex on, e.t tool in hand, helpless.

justin said now he understood how tsunami victims felt. lol..exaggeration it was, but how true it proved to be.

it freaking hell rained every single day, except for one day at the rubber place.. and the rain is, like, waddfug kind. not the slight drizzle.

but alright, wad's a field camp w/o rain.. our file formation movement+ FCO stuff on the way to the reclaimed land campsite was a memorable one indeed.. being the last platoon.. we waited till late afternoon then the oh-so-familiar rain came again... boots wet, rifle rusty nvm. hahaz..but the farnie part was Choi, my Korean platoon mate..go prone in one 'small' puddle of teh bing.. that turned out to be at my thigh level.. then we kena leopard crawl in the muddy rain.. and the funny thing was, Choi machiam go into swimming pool.. he prone there... the SGT could only saw his head and rifle..the other parts all submerged in the murky water.. lol.. kinda funny i must say.

and the creepy crawlies there were huge.. we encountered a red+green centipede the length from ur wrist to the tip of the middle finger while doing the FCO proning thingy.. until our PS got us to get up..and spiders the size of ur palm on ur SBO, and big fat earthworms the size and thickness of ur pinky finger on Pravin's groin. wahahaha...

it was fun. but tiring..

and recent news... got top jc boy commit suicide cos of genital size issue... i no comments..and the hot topic in town.. the GE.

my constituency happened to be a hot zone.. Aljunied contested by the "Lightning" and "Hammer" (these are their names in Hokkien... from what i learnt from conversing with my grandma...)

You can see the PAP is bent on crushing the opposition, go mobilize all the juggernauts to storm the front, and further tilt the already unlevel playing field. but i must say Workers' Party is kinda decent...whereas i can't say the same for the others.. especially the SDP. everytime chu alot pattern. if they this time can even snag one single seat then we Singaporeans are really doomed man. not the Chee's 2billion dollars qns then is now the NKF defamation suit..

u can feel the tension in the air.. everyday u can hear those lorries and loudhailers blaring their slogans and pleas for ur sacred vote during my bookout..

altho' we aren't of legal age to vote as of yet, but it certainly makes of interesting stuff to watch how the entire thing unfold.. 2001 WP was disqualified due to inconsistencies in their application form...now one minority race cert also cannot gao tim.. hai.

i also dunno wad to say.

but this election is going to be v impt. no by-election strategy, first for the PM, and really does define the future of our opposition.

but also knn. polling day night i must bookin liao..Sitest frm sunday to tues..bloody hell.

2006-04-29T22:35:00.000+08:00

Field camp is over!!! Back to civilisation!!!

And the army sucks. bigtime.

Guess you guys can picture the situation, so shalln't elaborate.

Serve And F off

-wx-

2006-04-13T21:54:00.000+08:00

wah so long since i last posted. how ya guys doing man... hope swee and ten are enjoying bmt...
OCS.
first two weekes in delta. wah piang quite shiong... 5 BX one and a half hour is no joke. but somehow u end up enjoying it in the end. perhaps the sense of accomplishment really. and the playing of trance music to pump up the tempo of the pushups reps.... quite cool eh. haha.
but guess wad. i got posted to AIR wing... air force that is after two weeks. WSO ADA. not that im complaining about the air force; in fact my interest lies in aviation really. but service term in AIR is damn sian. not kidding. lectures from 0730 to 1700. wtf la. getting weaker and weaker day by day. not what u ought to be in NS.
but at least pro term looks interesting. I- HAWK, MISTRAL, RBS-70, RAPIER, IGLA, 35MM GUNS... nvm if u haven heard of them. just tell me it sounds cool eh. basically shooting down the birds zooming at 9Gs in the sky. training is gonna be shiong, but sounds more rewarding than what it is now definitely.
thats about it. an update about me if you do bother... just keep this blog going la.

Army rox? Nope.. their propaganda haven't gotten me

2006-04-02T19:29:00.000+08:00

Gonna report at pasir ris in about an hrs' time.. Zzzz

Sian 1/2.. Zzzz... Dunno whether shd chiong for command school. The confinements and shit treatment really puts me off. Sian.. I want a 8-5 vocation, non-combat preferred.

Zzzz... Zzzz... Zzzz...

Returning to tekong is indeed such a tormenting prospect that outsiders really cannot fathom out. But the thought of seeing swee on guard duty, holding the stick and shield, makes it a tad less gloomy. Must think of ways to ji siao him. Hahaha.

-wx-

army rox~

2006-03-31T23:45:00.000+08:00

settling into army life? yea...

and i got gd news to share with all of u also... no matter where it concerns u anot..

I STRIKE JACKPOT MAN! TOP PRIZE IN LOTTERY!

u know wad?

4d? nope.

toto? u wait a lil bit longer.

It's the Weekend Guard Duty (GD) !!!!!

power! tmr night going back liao... zZZzz.. ppl got long weekend.. i go back "protect Tekong", which according to my PS, sounds like some v noble and respectable feat. Ensuring the safety of the military installations... be on the guard against intruders...

but all these acty only mean one thing: Sai Kang.

Woot~ Wx, u sunday night go back maybe u can catch me do sentry duty at the SFT guardroom man. Baton in hand, shield in the other, way too cool yeah? Lol...

the baton is really just another name for the wooden stick.. saw it.. but the shield more impressive.. really like those riot police use one..at least not some sub standard rattan round basket thingy...

but still.... i dun see how convincing or intimidating a guy equipped with that can ask some intruder to halt.. farniE? u bet.

hai... dun kena this same shit as me ok? i ran down stairs for fire drill... the FAD dropped on the way i believe... and now strike jackpot. lol.. okie lah.. acty i'm fine with it.. try to think positive and be less sore abt it that's all...

Timothy H and Diwei at least better off... weekday GD..12 hrs only..and nv burn weekend.. whereas Pravin and me hong gan liao..24 hrs.. no doubt got shift..but next day 10am resume liao.. guard rest and avoiding strenuous activity won't exactly let u feel better.

ok... enuff abt my own stuff...

just now saw vincent online..long time nv chat with him liao.. turned out he now posted to Police Acaedmy..kinda rare siah..he told me the Jan intake..only abt 40 crossed over.. less than 1% of the cohort... and he's formerly from Ninja siah.. the infamous Ninja..

managed to dig some stories from him... no wonder Ninja is xiong.

one of the more ridiculous ones has to be.... u must knock it down whenever u see ur platoon's commander... PC 30, PS 25, others 20... this is WHENEVER u see them. in the morning, night..simi sai also u knock it down. Absurd? u bet.

and apparently...their OC is not the affable...kind type of OC... is the red beret one.. damn fierce one.. my coy OC join us for training..is brief us abit..run with us..that's all... Ninja's OC will pump them one.. wahaha..and he told me got once OC not happy abt the standards of their area cleaning... confine the entire coy till sunday morning... wtf siah...

and the scary thing is... GD is like everyday routine to them... they GD and confine like nobody's business... know what? their coy fill up all the guard duty slots.. until there's NO VACANCY.

schedule packed until bloc leave come back do guard duty.

wtf? this is damn power.

so count ur blessings my friend.

there's always someone worse off than u.

meanwhile.... booking in in less than 24 hrs... sian 1/2....

Recollections

2006-03-31T23:04:00.000+08:00

PTP almost finishing...

Dunno why.. been thinking abt school life these few days. Miss those days man.. The slackness, the freedom and the fun. NS may be fun in some ways, but still.. it's shit.

Anyway, i've finally managed to transfer my prom night photos into my com! Hurray! So here's more candid shots for you!! lol..

Our NBCB

This is how you use your pillow. lol. Ivy looks dead..

Passed away peacefully in her sleep? lol.

lol. Dunno what to say..

The very beginning...

Start of J2...
(The Newpaper heading reads: Pool Fiction- Swee, that's what you'll get for being a lifelong toiletpaper user. Shit. lol)

04s42.

"Once in our lives, 2 yrs of our time.." What a ride it has been.

Now, back to reality.

From your beloved redtrack IC
REC TEN

some funny shit

2006-03-25T15:45:00.000+08:00

all right. this Final Fantasy 7 parody takes it.

damn farnie.

really laugh until peng.

and how 'useless' "Aeris" always proves to be...

Navy greens.. lol.

2006-03-24T23:24:00.000+08:00

REC JB! OCT NBCB! PTE TEO!

lol. Your army life sounds so much more enjoyable. Better than my present situation i think. Still, i shalln't talk abt it now. Tired sia. Just went for 30 60. Tmr la huh! Just come online to post a short piece of random crap.

Action speaks louder than word.... Agreed.

It's the thought that counts.... Sounds like self-deception to me. Who came up with that?

Lights out! Reveille 07 30... 07 30 (Echo).

From:
your dearest red track I/C
(Fatigue Duty)

REC TEN

army blues

2006-03-24T15:19:00.000+08:00

Woot~

REC reporting in sires!

adjustment week's over.

lol...army so far so gd. quite fun. my bunkmates are nubbad.. some real smart arses in there though... 3As 2Distinctions.. place in Imperial College of London..all that.. certainly not lacking here. but of course, there's the other end of the spectrum too..

hmm.. to my surprise..my platoon is all jc kias..only 2 from shatec... 1 of them in my bunk though..only 19 and his life exp can pwn all of us man.. lol... Jinhan..he's living the dream u once pictured urself in too.. becoming a chef all that.

and oh yeah, my batch also have lotsa ppl who came back from abroad... all those New Zealand, Melbourne kias all here... Shyam of Vj also of indian descent... only 2 vj ppl in my platoon.. and also, got South Korean, Indonesian all that in here... lotsa of them man.

in fact, my platoon got ang moh. Yes, you heard it right. Singaporean Caucasian serving NS. Really 3G army now siah... SAF no longer the place for ah bengs to Serve-and-Farkoff. It's only an international force man.. lol... he's American btw.

btw, i in Taurus.. wx in Viper.. damn u. take our 7pm ferry home. push us to 8pm. but most #@%@% is that freakingly gayed name Ulysses... 11am. wtf? talk abt early book out having to book in early. my coy 8.45pm and ulysses 8.30pm.v early eh... lol.. nothing's fair in ns and in life. so just hafta to live with it. Or, to be exact, ENDURE.

that dreaded word that will plague us for the next 3months or so..

wx, u share ur stories here also lah ok? knn u.. adjustment week must be chao keng go swallow toothpaste then high fever + migraine go back right? but heard my older ORD-ed fren say that toothpaste really burns inside u though.. better dun try. not worth for Att C status.

and yea...i find it rather amusing.. or how shld i say it.. like i see wx inside.. will automatically call him Jiao Bin..then he'll call me LJB or JB for short.. lol..come to think of it..rather hilarious.

and damn... my name's already nice up there on the "Judgement Day" notice board... b'cos forget to bring FAD down for fire drill... this is freaking dumb.. really dumb. u may say me (and 2 others in my section) deserve it but then.. let me explain first..

cos that day..it was arnd 6pm..after dinner. we knew either that day or next will have fire drill... just climbed all the way back to 5th floor..sit down talk cock awhile..then some siren went off.

AND

bcos we dun wanna get farked for not displaying the much-vaunted sense of urgency.
we all chiong down. Helmet, pail, FAD and all.

realised.

we were the only platoon down there. foolishly wearing the helmet, pail in hand, and shouting "Fire" like there's no tmr. our Platoon Sergeant (PS) down there, looked kinda dazed... then suddenly burst out into laughter with the Sec Comm for that day.

for

it was the freaking Cat 1 weather status signal...

zZzzz.

i had suspected sth wrong. cos firstly, the alarm sounded very much like the Total Defence day Bomb raid one... asking u to rush to nearest bomb shelter. when did it become fire alarm?
and also, when we farking chionged down.. the platoon 2 and 3 ppl were like.. "Wtf?" by the railings..as we made our way down the stairs.

then at night..when the real fire drill came.. i left out my FAD. damn.

btw.. my section 12 ppl.. 1 OOT, the remaining 11, 7 in punishment's ic book liao. lol.. nv shave, sign touch box.. simi also have.. one guy from next bunk tio confinement liao..commence next week.. honeymoon week's over.

so far so gd lor.. got 2-3 days can afford to take afternoon nap. but sometimes got few occasions..sat or sun afternoon.. nice time to catch forty winks.. the idiot "ishrain" DI can kajiao us.. do all the star jump, bunny hope arnd chairs.. superman... crunches, bridge... for freaking 3hrs. that's why now admin time we also v apprehensive.. admin time ppl sleep we up there jumping arnd.. lol..

and yea..area cleaning.. yea..some ppl really like from rich families that type..nv touch b4 broom or rag.. machiam expect their amahs or maids to come clean for them... lol.. cos i Corridor ic... then they sweep floor eh.. when they say ok, done liao.. u must go sweep again..to wipe both his and ur own arse. the drains are not nice to sweep... die die will have specks of dust one.

but the worse must be... toilet ic.. gan suey. the sergeant found pubes in the urinal..took up and asked "What's this?" then proceeded to wipe his fingers on my fren's shirt.. lol.. really must be considerate and pick up after u urine man..

water parade... kena one strict one liao lor.. full bottle... cannot drip a single drip on shirt or floor. he see got that ONE drip.. go fill and drink another time.. then step forward in the line..so that ur spot will be dry again.. alot of them drank 2 bottles.. really bloated i tell u. all developing tekong water phobia.

hmm..wad else to share... oh yeah

abt those not so clean stuff.. platoon 3 (i'm in platoon 4) got ppl claim got long hair on their beds when they wake up again..for few days..then someone said they saw the typical long-hair-white-figure thingy floating arnd the corridor at night.. dunno. better dun think too much.

but i also joined my frens to scared some sleeping ppl... sit on top of their metal cupboards with legs dangling down...( ala the commander story laughing at weak recruits story) but he nv freak out. still ask us wad time fall in. lol..peng. then L-torch..put green lenses..this one dun play too much. and go squat on the wooden shoe cabinet facing the bed to scare the poor sleeping guy.. lol.. i tio this. and when i scare others he kick me siah.. lol.. it was fun. but i think must cut down. better dun push our luck.

ok...honeymoon week's over. night snacks also over (this most dumb. barely 2 hrs dinner u die die must eat the muffin+cake or sth)... it's only the beginning.

wx, pass over to you. jinhan 3weeks confinement.. ronald still arnd now.. blog more lah.

Blogger's cocking up again

2006-03-17T21:20:00.000+08:00

Mmm.. It's about time to return to a calm state after that section change incident. Life has been a package of shit and rewards.. and it will always be.

On a lighter note, the dec/jan batch has received their vocation today. Quite a number of s42 gotten into command schools eh. So far at least 2- ljh and fq, are gg for OCS, while rol to SISPEC. I'd expect more to come. Congrats to them all (assuming that's what you want)!!! May you all be the change that SAF desperately needs.

Butt.. Let's not forget that for every officer and sergeant, there's also another person.. if not more who becomes combat medic, combat engineer, guard, ranger, infantry etc (The sai kang/fatigue duty vocations) .. So let's see some of their reactions(MSN nicks) below. lol.

1) Military Police... HaHaHa... Yeah, but i hate the chiong part
2) medic? r u kidding me? pple r gonna die man..

And the big winner:

3) Combat Medic !! AHHHH

Hahaha... Laugh at others now, maybe i'll kena later? Hopefully not. lol. Back to tekong early tmr. So shall end it off with a quote from my company's CSM.

"Scared of me ah? Why you all scare of me? I'm also human. Just that i f**k more pple only, those who don't do their job."

-wx-

2006-03-13T20:33:00.000+08:00

ronald teo!
hibernating eh? knn... we are supposed to keep this blog going leh. i doing my part now to update new crap... you are next hor.

haha to the poor little swee in tekong: GOOD JOB LIVERPOOL.
captain gerrard has single-handedly presented the second place finish to MAN U. almost.
wtf. of all people gerrard. the only player i truly respect in pool. wadever it is, liverpool has cracked under pressure yesterday. first the red card for alonso. then the blunder of stevie G. they are definitely playing out of sorts ... not like the liverpool who held MAN U to a 0-0 finish. Alonso. an outrageous tackle that truly deserves a second yellow. but he chose to linger on the pitch and voicing his dissent to the ref, ended up being booed and jeered by highbury nia. wad the hell was he thinking of. just leave and get the game going la... afterall it was still 1-1 at that point of time and definitely a chance for pool to complete the comeback. but nah... the reds just disintegrated after that, and gerrard the ultimate villain to sum up the lacklustre display. and it definitely didnt help with peter crouch sending numerous clear opportunities on goal begging. jia lat sia, first the champions league exit... and then the premiership tumble. so now how little swee? haha... SUCK THUMB :)

and now the topic of the day. MAN U. rampaging through the newcastle defence almost every three mins in the game. no joke... one of the best displays i have seen from the devils so far. and so glad it came during my block leave haha. the 2-0 scoreline really didnt reflect the actual disparity in performance between the two teams. 10-o it could have been, with ronaldo, rooney and saha raining countless shots on shay given. and respect for given as he stood strong in the face of the red wave. pity rooney for not getting his first hat trick of the season. sian... the boy wonder was really mesmerising yesterday hor. just look at that little toe flick for the second goal. and that chip over shay given after peter ramage has does his damage in front of his own penalty box. SIA LA. no wonder hes the boy wonder. all these, without ruud van nistelrooy the ever potent threat in front of goal. haha. is this depth in the squad or wad? muahahahahaha.

2006-03-09T16:27:00.000+08:00

gone are swee and wx, to the wretched island. looks like the baton has been passed to me and ron to keep this blog going. whatever it is, good luck and take care bros... try to enjoy your army life though i know its hard. ha.

POP

2006-03-07T21:54:00.000+08:00

pop pop pop!

Time sure flies. Now it's our turn to "serve our land, once in our lives, 2 years of our time". Wooooo...... Dunno what to make of it. I'm just apathetic towards it i suppose. More concerned about the uni admission. Limited options due to result, plus no decent idea on what the remainder courses are like. On top of that, swee and i won't be able to make it for the unis' open hse this weekend! Woot~ Icing on the cake! Or rather fly on the shit.

Mm.. one option i'm considering is taking psychology. But then i don't really know what one can do with it in the future. Not much career prospects huh? Anyone else considering this course too? Then there's also the business degrees.. but only have a vague idea of them.

"Have you ever wondered why we've to serve?" lol. It's the law, stupid. But just for civilians out there, the politically correct, patriotic answer would be "cos we love our land, and want it to be free, to be free... YA".

And so, swee and i shall pass the baton to han and guo. May you 2 be fruitful and multiply. Haha. Sounds brokeback huh. Multiply crap la. Swee posted so much liverpool stuff during these few months, the least you 2 can do is to reciprocate right? Haha. And since he wants a change of the blog layout, perhaps it could replaced with a Man U one? I can't picture his shock and disgust when he returns from the confinement. lol. Alright, shall leave the task of how to revamp the blog layout to your imagination.

Cheers!

-wx-

Tekong is here!

2006-03-07T15:36:00.000+08:00

Woot~

first, let me digress first. i think this started a few years ago... but only now did i recalled it..

abt printing ur sch name, tel. no on the lower back portion of ur uni...esp for sec sch and ites....
sure giveaway when u tuck out.. in black bold font and in a linear straight line fashion somemore.. so obvious. i think it's a very ingenious move. at least not as gay as when i pri sch.. always see bedok west pri beside my sch.. their pe kit. damn paiseh i tell u.

I *heart* BEDOK WEST

in a big arc...red font somemore. bth really. i cfm dun dare wear out man. but now..p sch all house tees somemore liao.. go one sch can see more than 5 colours outfit.. v colourful indeed. talk abt uniform to instil common identity all that. indeed. on week wear once for assembly day also song ar the uniform lidaT?

back to the sch name part... lidat the sch can count on the public to notify them shld they see their students misbehaving elsewhere... with the tel. no and all that... just last week.. i walk past nearby void deck..a few bedok north boys and girls... smoking there.. with cigarette lighter and all that on the table.. No prizes for guessing what happened, maybe they sibei suey lah.

cos a few teachers or sch staff or maybe their DM suddenly approached out of nowhere... then all tio rounded up.. no time to run..all faster hide lighter all that.. then still can profusely deny... lol.. i dunno whether to laugh or cry.

ok.. back to the main topic - Tekong.

All right.we're going to the sunny island and live in a resort soon. just realised i sept birthday..sure kena 4th or 5th level bunk. gan suey. but nvm. at least i sch 2. no charlie coy jacob ladder, no all the scary things.

btw, no time to catch up with u all sch 1 kias sia. hope wed night got more time to kar gor talk cock. esp do guard duty..sentry nv see anything one ar? so heng? heard in the past sentry is volunteer one.. cos no need walk around and sweat buckets.. but now i think is mandatory shift. correct? and now if u heng, i heard u won't tio guard at all...

must do prowling also.. but this at least got buddy can chit chat with u along the way when u roam the camp..not so bad. nv hear u all mention any scary stories also..

other than hock field camp shit nv dig hole.. and that's it. no other sensational news.

my bro last year come back more stories.. dunno real or fake. but he won't so old sch scare me with all those stories.. he do area cleaning in toilets...got find long hair b4... not those 5cm type..is ULTRA long ones. 20-30cm that type.. intermittently appears in the toilet... eerie.

and he go live firing range.. his fren who claimed to have the 3rd yin yang eye..saw dirty things near the target there.. then they see him quite shaken.. subsequent shots all bobo liao.

and last one... not during his duty, but his platoon mates....claimed to see a lady...walking towards the camp...then road lamps will flicker one. they go report also dismissed as nuttin much.. think is "regular visitor". wahaha.... kinda scary.

and wonder u all got late night go pee or shit anot? cfm paiseh to wake up ur buddy one rite? take the torch walk walk walk..then sensor suddenly all lights lit up. lol...

and field camp... weixian, we better pray our turn ti gong bo bi dun rain.... u just imagine ur socks, underwear...everything all drenched and soaked. then must tahan 7 days. cfm bth.

And better pray hard, DON't step on some faeces left behind by some inconsiderate arseholes.. lol..otherwise ur boots no chance to thoroughly wash...then ur platoon all must tahan ur chao stinko smell together for the remaining few days. sibei suey one.

till now i also haven't really pack my stuff. all chunk one corner. lucky i got a sibling with all the hand-me-downs... blue tape black tape, snake powder, personal med kit, gd torchlight, more no.4 for u to display in cabinet..all ready liao..

Tekong, here we come! lol... dunno why still abit look forward to 2 years inside.. gd luck to those clearing leave soon... hope u get posted to the desired unit.. senang or siong depends on the individual song anot lo.. just gd luck~

blogger cocking up liao..must delete the previous post..

2006-03-02T14:53:00.000+08:00

Well well. don't wan to say too much. but there've been lotsa farnie stuff online. laugh until peng.

the first one is abt cybersex chatlogs. MATURE theme! pls do not read if u'll feel offended. it's only in the name of fun.

I think u read with all this lines in the blog layout v kang kor. maybe u can do a copy and paste to elsewhere. i just copy wholesale from another forum that i got it from.

Cybersex logs
===

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 *beep* of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

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bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

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Bloodninja:Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate:OK, but don't tell anybody
DirtyKate:Who are you?
Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
Bloodninja:And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate:You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
Bloodninja:Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate:Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
Bloodninja:Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate:I want everything, baby!
Bloodninja:Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate:Umm...Yes
DirtyKate:So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
Bloodninja:Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
**pause**
DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
Bloodninja:You can't hurry good pizza.
Bloodninja:I'm on my way now though
**pause**
DirtyKate:So you're at my front door now.
Bloodninja:How did you know?
Bloodninja:I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
Bloodninja:Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate:Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
Bloodninja:So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate:Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate:What the f**k?
DirtyKate:You perverted piece of s**t
DirtyKate:F**k

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bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
Katie_007: Sure, you into vegetables?
bloodninja: What like gardening an *beep*?
Katie_007: Yeah, something like that.
bloodninja: Nothing turns me on more, check this out:
bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
Katie_007: is that it?
bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
Katie_007: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... sexily.
bloodninja: I ride your buttocks like they were amber waves of grains.
Katie_007: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
bloodninja: Damn baby you're right, this *beep* is HOTT.
Katie_007: ...
bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
Katie_007: What the f*ck is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
bloodninja: Yeah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
Katie_007: whatever.

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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

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And one thing about us people is that when u a mere mortal meet ur superstar idol, getting star-struck is kinda normal..

But, u can't get any more hilarious than this.... give it up for this young fan of Dakota Fanning's.

ALL ABOUT LIVERPOOL. LOL.

2006-03-02T07:36:00.000+08:00

WARNING: All about football
but i think way before Wayne Rooney, there was already a GOD amidst us. yep, even the britons had the decency to nickname him as the Almighty. He was THAT good. Paul Gascoigne may have been the most talented.

But none came close to being such a natural goalscorer.

Robbie Fowler.

upon your first exposure to game, normally people will pick a team to support based on a couple of players that will make u pledge ur allegiance to the team. some said Cantona for Man Utd, some wanted Ginola for Spurs, Shearer for Blackburn etc.

Liverpool all bout Owen? lol... it was Captain Fowler man. he's da man really. at 17 he was terrifying. he scored much much more goals than anyone else.. not even Rooney.. diff playing styles, but Fowler was way damn good back then. it looked like he was capable of conquering the world man.

but alas, his career fizzled out and left Liverpool. but he was really capable of scoring goals by another way back then. head, knee, chest, lob, fk, left foot volley, right foot chip. all the outrageous stuff he did it effortlessly. till today, i still rmb his overhead kick goal against Charlton in our cup treble winning season in 2002 to secure CL next season..

the following video with gr8 accompanying music is for him..

Since we're at it. let's see Gerrard..ahaha. he's way better than simi lampar guy lah. hope the new England coach won't suppress him in a DM role to allow Lampard to roam up front. damn unfair. Gerrard scores spectacular goals man. to think we almost lost him to Everton, which was his boyhood club....his cousin Anthony is playing for the Blues though..

dun say boh. this Cantona goal also sibei swee. it's what defines him. his attitude, his character, his cockiness and penchant for scoring unbelievable goals. and that sheer arrogance with the folded up collars. and the look on his face after he scored this goal. damn.

Credit: Nystul's Propunter site

Bored.

2006-02-26T21:27:00.000+08:00

My WoW subscription ends today. Sigh.

Anyone interested in watching Underworld: Evolution? Opens on 3 march.

-wx-

The end is near!!?!?!

2006-02-24T21:14:00.000+08:00

This is a comment on the fag blog swee introduced below. Read it before continuing else you catch no balls.

Woah. That's my immediate reaction when i saw the first few photos on the yag (a term used in my sec school- read backward) blog. But once i've come to the "Dear this, dear that.. So sweetttt..." part, it became WTF?!? I usually won't use the F word (preferring their dialect counterpart), but i think there's no better word avaliable in my dictionary. Even thinking about it gives me goosebumps.. errr (rub my shoulders). What's this 'act cute' shit?!! It's just like those 'act gay' antics we used to play on each other in school. Except this time, it's for real. This is just something too 'liberal' for my liking.

It also gives some food for thought. First and foremost, I'd like to salute their families for their acceptance, or at least their tolerance. To be able to overcome the initial psychological trauma (who wants their children to be homo? you ar?) and come into terms with their status is a testimony to how deep their love for their child is. Having said that, my 2nd though is: what went wrong man? Genetic? Probably.. make them more susceptible. Environment? Definitely. I'd say their surroundings play a big role in shaping them, through experiences and human interactions (like maybe kena rejected by girls huh), and making a relation with the same sex more appealing and viable. However, the impression i get from reading their blog entries is that they, or at least one of em, don't view themselves as gays. Like got this part both of em were wearing similar clothings during CNY and one guy commented that he was afraid others' reaction would be: "So gay". Butt.. if they're not gay, then WTH are they? Semi-G? G for gay. Identity crisis man. IMH sure have a bright future ahead.

Last but not the least, i'm wondering what would LJH's 1st reaction be if he read the blog. I could think of 3 very possible words that come out of his mouth. I guess most likely it would either be: CB or WTF.. Then there's still NBCB, name after a popular ride in Hong Kong's Ocean Park. lol. What's your take?

-wx-

The end is near!!

2006-02-24T14:49:00.000+08:00

The results of the 2005 Singapore-Cambridge General Certificate of Education Advanced Level Examination will be released on Wednesday, 1 March 2006. Courtesy of Koh Ying^2.

Song bo..

-wx-

Tsk.. so vulgar ar, ljb.. lol.

2006-02-23T19:16:00.000+08:00

Entry title: Swee Keat and faggots- what's the diff?

It appears that our beloved and intimate brother lim swee keat has become an ardent anti-gay. What a great loss it is to the brotherly love forged in the past 2 years. It seems like you would have to fork out more than $100 for his pillow now.. lol.

Anyway, the link to the fag blog is invalid. Maybe kena censored already? lol. What a perverted world. But talking about homosexuality, it appears that their female counterparts are generally not that condemned right? Maybe b'cos i'm a guy, hence i find fags more disturbing. Perhaps girls will think otherwise? Koh Ying, your sec school got les right? How you find em.. fun?

Just remembered an album i bought 6 years ago.. Eminem's The Marshall Mathers. Probably the guy who popularised the usage of 'faggot' in Singapore. I highly recommend it to all anti-fags out there.

Alright, time to go listen to the songs. Haven't played em for a long long time. Kill You, Real Slim Shady, Under the Influence etc.. Suitable for all audience.

-wx-

end of the world. fark u gays.

2006-02-22T16:08:00.000+08:00

I'm convinced. the world is coming to an end. more on that later.. a fitting time to use purple font here..

some interesting pics..

Yeah, i know it's kinda hard to turn ur head 180degrees to see this pic.

another pic to bring us to my intended talking point...

yeah yeah..the plaudits keep raving abt how good that movie is all that.. keep the accolades flowing, do expect a future trend of homosexual-themed movies in the works. but this is SO WRONG! all right.. u can say till the cows come home that wad our society is liberal, should be open-minded... all that stuff. sounds nothing wrong eh? V WRONG. you don't know the extent of the wrong-ness until u really see them in action..their words etc.

the power of the gays is so under-estimated in our society. u think they're just a small community lurking elsewhere never to cross paths with you eh? V WRONG.

don't believe u just go to sgboy.com their forums are bursting with horny gays man. u just imagine how disgusting is that.. they talk openly abt pcc-ing openly to other guys' pic all that.. wah...damn.. v v sinful. i guess a straight can never fully understand their mentality & behaviour man. gives u the creeps. wait till u find out ur best guy friend is a gay, keep fantasizing abt you... or as a parent, ur son is gay. has a bf... then i think u'll really worry.

the world is doomed. perverts and gays are going to roam and rule the planet.
did i tell the story of me going onto mIRC and getting a ridiculous $100 offer for a used pillow before? it's damn sicko lah..still ask got smell/odour anot? use how long all that? to me, this is much more worse than those buying used female underwear off ebay or something.

to end this entry, i gonna leave you with one v v SALACIOUS blog. lol.. confirm let u open ur eyes big big.

A Juicy Site

*** PS: the previous link not working 'cos the "couple" intimate pics invited alot of flaming.. cos they go set password lah.. delete the blog.. but Google cached it.. i've updated the link.

one's a 18yr old Nafa student, the other's a 21 yr old NSF. damn sick. dunnoi wonder how their parents managed to come to terms with their dysfunctional relationship man... kissing in clubs, making house visits to each others' relative place passing off as gd buddies.. and taking all those freaking gay photos together...

it's a world we'll never understand..

PS: i'm beginning to hate this blog template.

rez? no link!

2006-02-21T21:09:00.000+08:00

Life after work.. Hmm..

Was watching this show on discovery channel yesterday, about some top 10 most bizzare relationship between organisms. Got 1 particularly disgusting one is about this underwater parasite (looks like a big cockroach) with its fish host. It swims into the fish's mouth and attaches to its tongue.. it then sucks away the blood till the tongue effectively becomes non-existent. No tongue= cannot swallow food= death(fish). Normally you would expect the parasite to leave and search for another host right? No!! It becomes the fish's 'tongue', helps the fish to consume food so that it itself will get a free source of food and thrive too. Sick. Luckily it doesn't attack human, otherwise next time we'll need to gag our mouth before taking a dip into the sea.

In other news, my mum was nagging at me about preparing stuff for NS. It feels like having houseflies hovering around both your ears at the same time. Or like a bird pooped on you... and you didn't win 4D, Toto or whatever. It was downright irritating. There's no way anyone could, at that instance, appreciate the good intention. It's only after the whole thing has passed, with the benefit of hindsight, then could we understand and appreciate their efforts. Am i right?

So i guess i better start packing.. starting with finding my enlistment letter. lol. Only know i should bring an extra set of PT kit (is that what you call em), and lots of toiletpaper. Have i missed out anything? Haha.

-wx-

(P.S. LJB, what time are you enlisting?)

resurrection. -.-"

2006-02-20T13:41:00.000+08:00

Ooh lala..

recently online alot of news eh? lol.. alot of stories flying abt.. tsk tsk. i'm sure u all will also know what i'm talking about.. the hot topic right now... other than the GE of course. the ruling party always sibei wad one.. everytime election time out of a sudden, your complaints and grievances to the Town Council, govt ministries all that SUDDENLY v responsive and efficient one. lol..

and alot of sweeteners. too bad we're not 21. but i think ns men get 100 is it? then after serve complete got a few more hundred..that's what i heard. free money also nubbad. altho' i can earn more than that easily. on a roll recently man. hope the run continues.

u'll be amazed they nv give the same name to this budget handouts one... Economic Restructuring Shares (ERS), New Singapore Shares (NSS) all that...

And, the NBA All-Star weekend has just came and went. nubbad, the match. high scoring as usual, alot of tricks and alley-hoops. but the scoreline looked rather suspect also though, if u consider that at HT West were up by 17 points, and in 3rd Q largest lead was 21pts. and bloody them just let East catch up. the likes of Nash, T-Mac, Kobe, Duncan & Yao surely better imo. the Detroit quartet were average only.. but if i'm Prince i'll be damn sian. initially the players were kinda letting T-Mac dominating the play with more points 'cos after all hometown heroes are usually highly favoured for the MVP. 36 for him.

but apparently this guy was bent on grabbing the headlines.

Lebron was impressive to say the least. his 3 pts was zhun and his driving layup damn aggressive as usual. makes u forget he's only 21. against all this big boys who're best in the business. nubbad.

back to online stuff. recently i reading more stuff. by now you all should have known of the infamous Nigerian scams right.. funny as it might be, but this is no joke cos i heard a handful of Singaporeans had gone missing after receiving the mail and flew abroad to open wad farking acc. gullible but then, you can't blame them since the Nigerians are seasoned fraudsters.

BUT BUT.

some of them are still nO0bs. reallly noobs. just refer to this link. read thru it. it's not v long and damn farnie.

the thread i chanced upon...

the follow up link: (view this only after the first link)

the following pictures..

nothing scary. nothing to be afraid of. but I can guarantee you'll laugh till peng.

alot of more similar stories in this site.. too many.. but go read if u're bored online. lol. the dedicated site to all this punk'd nigerians can be found at 419 eater.

lol..ok. how was that?

leave u all with another farnie old joke.

Let's Learn English with Bush and Rice

damn farnie also..

refractions. lol.

2006-02-18T23:10:00.000+08:00

Hello. How have things been going for you guys? All fine i hope. Refreshing to see someone apart from swee and i posting an entry... though it sounds like ljh has been brainwashed by army propaganda. lol~ Just joking.

Some random crap: I suddenly thought about LJH in the 'teaser' pic in one my earlier entries, taken in Hong Kong.. then i realised that if he has dark skin, then LJH seriously look like a nigger. lol. He has got the build, height, facial features.. Somemore during the HK trip, he wore this hooded jacket. Put all these together and add some diamond earring and thick gold chain, i'm sure you can picture him as those neighbourhood punk nigger that you see in GTA right? lol.

Alright.. No more crap for today. My ingrown toenail is getting too painful to ignore. Suddenly i'm contemplating the once unthinkable option of going thru the nail removal operation again. But if i rmb correctly, it took about 2-3 weeks to recover.. liddat how to train running.. and NS sure kena one. Hmm. Gotta ponder over it.

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reflections.

2006-02-18T13:40:00.000+08:00

somehow... NS is about the lesson of life, more than learning how to fight and defend your motherland.

something that really struck me in the two weeks of confinement cum field camp period was just how often do we actually learn to cherish the nitty grittys around us? how often do we realise the virtue of selflessness? and how often do we really appreciate the company of others?
six days in the outfield, in the sun, in the mud, in the heart of nature. no showers... just powder baths; no warm, fresh and cooked food but green ration packs and biscuits; candles and torches to find your way in the darkness... groundsheets in place of your bed.

and then u start to understand.

how wonderful a routine shower could be. how maggi mee could become a delicacy and how amazingly comfortable lying on your own bed could possibly get. never in my life have i realised how bright the moonlight actually was till then. beautiful it turned out to be.

and as we got dirty, smelly, itchy, shagged and most significant of all got screwed together as a platoon by the commanders who seemed more like mother-fuckers than ever, we are most glad we could be in this shit together.
glad that we could share our complaints; glad that we could sit down under the tree to talk cock in case we start missing home; glad that we have someone to exchange the ration packs with to avoid eating the same inedible menu everyday; glad that we have someone to hold the torchlight as we fill our bottles in the dark; glad that we all belong to the same "anti-sergeants" party; glad that we have someone to sing and cheer together with as the route march gets tiring; glad that we have someone as company to go pee in the vegetation in case anything unthinkable happens...

so glad that "no man is an island" rings true.

we shall learn to appreciate, cherish and be contented. learn to respect, to give so as to take from others.

so that at the end of the day, we shall learn to be a better man.

hellohello

2006-02-17T02:08:00.000+08:00

hmm.. thought should post recently.

Surprisingly, Singapore recently doesn't seem to be the crime-free haven anymore eh?
just last week or so got armed robbery for the 3k toto money. then 2 days ago Serangoon got murder case somemore.. surely is some business feud one, considering the line the deceased was in. then just ytd got a pregnant lady stabbed.. kinda disheartening.

abt the grandpa who robbed the toto money, i think damn bo hua and v not worth it for him. he's not stupid, cos he knew with his age and slower legs, he couldn't go rob a bank or wad. go mug those auntie auntie figures surely easier..what's more with the toto hongbao season still in full swing then. money sure gao gao one. who knew now.... that he's gonna face the mandatory death sentence for a paltry 3k... sure damn sian one.

and oh yeah... i read the ads..McDonald's milkshake is back.. lol..for this month only. maybe u crave for it can go try.

the other day, i was watching this campus superstar show repeat telecast on the weekend.. realised the vj girl acty sung v well. and got one kiddo called Adriano Huang.

WAHAHAHAHAHA. laugh ur hearts out man.

reminds me of my sec sch.. got one senior named Owen one.. v v weird. if got ppl named Adriano in his birth cert then... i really nuttin to say man. Nxt time i also must choose a styl0-milo name for my children.. Del Piero Lim. the best liao. lol..think of few more, let u guys in the future also can use ok? Filipo Tan Inzaghi, Socrates Ng Ah Huat, ... lol.

acty also hardly surprising..SG ppl like to use all these inspiring-esque, totally smack of angmoh flavour names like wad Cristiano lah.. Donovan lah etc.

after all u see all those illustrious figures in history.. names also action packed one. ancient times got Napoleon..then u see all those dictators also got nice names.. like Chile's Augusto Pinochet. the last name abit..intriguing right? like his character v v deep lidat. modern times also got a few... George Soros also somehow. Soros Soros. like some v great man lidat. shows that to make ur mark in life, die die must have a powerful powerful name so that awe-inspiring mah.. lol.

but one name can try.. nice sounding and not too over. Diego. v latin and swee.

and on a final note, wx are we supposed to receive another letter for ns? guidelines on what to expect etc...? think haf right? left 3weeks nia still no news leh..